I’m working summer camp again, and with that I receive a crash course in kid culture.  While standing watch during pool time, I get to have soaking wet kids tell me, in exacting detail, what happened during last night’s Spongebob.  Most stuff for kids is, shockingly, kiddy, but whoever came up with the concept behind Hannah Montana is a goddamn ( Read more... )

The advance reviews are rolling in for Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull and it’s looking pretty bad.  We waited nineteen years because Ford, Spielberg, and Lucas wanted to get everything right, and I don’t want to spoil anything but one of the major plot points and bits of the narrative are just goddamn silly.  Dr. Jones, what did ( Read more... )