I was a little busy with Christmas and New Year's Eve comemorations
The Elephant Gift Exchange was actually pretty good. I got a weird cuckoo clock and chocolates, I have no idea what I'm going to do with that weird clock, but I already ate the chocolates. I still don't get why Potato Bastard was looking at me with that weird face... maybe he was jealous because I got delicious chocolates and he was being his usual loser self. Ha! Well, Christmas was nice, I visited Spain and it seems that the gift I gave him was his size. By the way, Spain is a damn lucky bastard! He got two tickets to Seychelles! I obviously was the first one to steal ask if I could go with him... Well... I didn't actually ask, but who cares? I'll ask Seychelles to teach me a few of her fish recipes, I heard they are very good! Seychelles said that we should go soon to enjoy the summer and I agree with her, it's too cold here. Hmmm... I wonder if Spain fixed his heater. Speaking of Spain, the experience I got trying to remind him that he had work to do and that no, he couldn't sleep 'just 5 more minutes' actually helped a girl that was trying to procrastinate... No, I'm not proud at all. It like creating another Spain.
Belgium is worried about the recent questions, someone asked what we would do if Russia died, another asked what we would do if France died - surprisingly, a few people WOULD get sad... go figure - one person even asked (in an hypothetical situation) if we would help her hide Spain's body... I got really, really MAD. And I swear that I will personally hide HER body if she so much gets near him holding something more dangerous than a paper. And no matter what people saw, I wasn't crying. And there was this girl asking Spain to marry her. And she asked me to be the best man...I wasn't really excited about the idea... AND BEFORE PRUSSIA SAYS ANYTHING, I WOULDN'T FEEL LONELY WITHOUT SPAIN AROUND!!! IT'S NOT LIKE I WOULD MISS VISITING HIM OR COOKING FOR HIM OR HAVING TO DEAL WITH THAT BASTARD'S STRANGE COMMENTS!! They also asked about the reason why a girl killed her father... or something like that.
Well, but not all questions were about death or marriage, someone asked us what we would do if our closest ally suddenly appeared as a brat at our doorstep... Nothing good would come out of it. It would be okay if the brat was my little brother, he was better than me when we were kids, but if it was Spain... The things he did when he was younger... I would have to hide all pointy/sharp things inside my house, otherwise I would get very worried about my well being. (He's the dangerous one). Speaking of brats, I scored 52 in quizz that was testing our skills as fathers. I'm surprised I scored higher than 20 or 30...
Poor Seychelles had to ask about Prussian Hugs and obviously that bastard had to SHOW IT TO EVERYONE THAT WAS AROUND. Perverted bastard. He said that he would make me do terrible things if he could control me... I wonder WHY people ask me why I don't like him! Well, I would send him (his perverted brother and France) to Russia.
Questions about cheesy pick up lines are always amusing.
WHAT IS NOT AMUSING AT ALL IS THAT KINK MEME! Turkey is still annoying me because of that PastaxRomano request...
Strangely, after I mentioned that cooking is a nice way to seduce someone, Russia said he wanted to eat something cooked by me and now I have to prepare something for him... damn... *goes to the kitchen*