Rook's family: A play in 6 nonsensical lines
While discussing some Sleep of Reason edits, shirogiku and yours truly imagined a scene from the Rooks household. I don't think I've ever made a secret of hating the motto Rook keeps repeating in 5x05 (a.k.a. the episode title). So it ended up like this:
Shaitanah: I'm surprised Rook never tried to punch Daddy in the face for repeating this shit over and over again.
Shiro: lmao bc in canon he grew up to repeat it too! XD
Dominic: DAD, I FUCKING KNOW IT BY HEART ALREADY, WAKE ME UP AT NIGHT AND I'LL SAY IT!
Rook Sr.: I SHOULD HOPE SO, SON, IT'S JUST 4 FUCKING WORDS!!!
Dominic: DAD, MUM ALREADY KNOWS IT BY HEART AND SHE DOESN'T EVEN GO HERE!!!
Momma Rook: RESPONSIBILITY CARE ALL NO! ALL PRIDE NO PREJUDICE! ALL SENSE NO SENSIBILITY!
Dominic: DAD, WHY IS MOM MANGLING JANE AUSTEN??? DAD, YOU BROKE MUM!!!
Momma Rook: ALL IDIOTS NO DINNER
Dominic:
Rook gif by watchtowerhere; the rest found via Google.
Shaitanah: I'm surprised Rook never tried to punch Daddy in the face for repeating this shit over and over again.
Shiro: lmao bc in canon he grew up to repeat it too! XD
Dominic: DAD, I FUCKING KNOW IT BY HEART ALREADY, WAKE ME UP AT NIGHT AND I'LL SAY IT!
Rook Sr.: I SHOULD HOPE SO, SON, IT'S JUST 4 FUCKING WORDS!!!
Dominic: DAD, MUM ALREADY KNOWS IT BY HEART AND SHE DOESN'T EVEN GO HERE!!!
Momma Rook: RESPONSIBILITY CARE ALL NO! ALL PRIDE NO PREJUDICE! ALL SENSE NO SENSIBILITY!
Dominic: DAD, WHY IS MOM MANGLING JANE AUSTEN??? DAD, YOU BROKE MUM!!!
Momma Rook: ALL IDIOTS NO DINNER
Dominic:
Rook gif by watchtowerhere; the rest found via Google.