Bitch, You cried tiger one too many times
Not that that image won't with me for life anyway though.
So thanks for that.
Going to such lengths to prove you're worth more pity or love or whatever it is you're after only makes you look like more of a socio.
Not that you didn't pass that fake test with flying colors either way.
Let us examine (as lay people and therefore not with clinical accuracy) the DSM IV diagnostic test.
A) There is a pervasive pattern of disregard for and violation of the rights of others occurring since age 15 years, as indicated by three or more of the following: [(Well seeing as all of the crying tiger began in eighth grade that's about chronologically accurate.)]
1) failure to conform to social norms with respect to lawful behaviors as indicated by repeatedly performing acts that are grounds for arrest [(smallpox arms exhibit a)]
2) deception, as indicated by repeatedly lying, use of aliases, or conning others for personal profit or pleasure [(right, you called forty times because you missed us, right?)]
3) impulsiveness or failure to plan ahead [(let's buy a surfboard! wait, don't I need that money for drugs? I mean...food?)]
4) irritability and aggressiveness, as indicated by repeated physical fights or assaults [(particularly if punching yourself counts)]
5) reckless disregard for safety of self or others [(driving to obtain influencing substances and then driving away while under them. really, driving at all the way you drive)]
6) consistent irresponsibility, as indicated by repeated failure to maintain consistent work behavior or honor financial obligations [(well, you wouldn't really need to con people if you would just admit that you, like other people, need to support yourself.)]
7) lack of remorse, as indicated by being indifferent to or rationalizing having hurt, mistreated, or stolen from another. [(though their are countless examples I would go with You accused me of stealing so i stole from you when in fact I never accused you of stealing.)]
The rest of the criteria concern the age of the person, the pervasiveness of the behavior in their life, and conduct disorder. The last one is the most difficult as those days are a bit foggier, but I'd say the potential is there.
I think that's why it's best not to take the DSMIV seriously. Well, without proper training and an unbiased eye.
It is uncanny though. And if she isn't actually a sociopath, then why does she act like one? Either way, get the fuck out.
Srsly.