ho-ho-ho
On the twelfth day of Christmas, Islay sent to me...
Twelve ntownleys drumming
Eleven ldtomas piping
Ten mianathemas a-leaping
Nine francadonatos dancing
Eight duchesspadrs a-milking
Seven parnellwynters a-swimming
Six koshka8s a-reading
Five la-a-a-adymagrittes
Four margot1s
Three finneadans
Two horses
...and a sca in a pear tree.