I wrote a thing!
So I browsed the Porn Battle prompts looking for something inspirational to kick-start my writing, which sputtered to a halt shortly after Yuletide despite my best intentions. Unfortunately, I found something.
Title: Turnabout is Fair (and Balanced) Play
Fandom: Anthropomorphic, MSNBC/Fox News
Prompt: Shakespearean
Warnings: Enjambment, a loose sense of meter, and liberal bias.
MSNBC's a saucy lass
Who clearly doesn't know a woman's place
Is keeping house, while keeping tits and ass
In perfect shape, to match her made-up face
Or so Fox News thinks - and, of course, he says it
In her hearing. So she turns her head,
Smiles at him, and without any hesit-
ation purrs, "You want to go to bed?"
Fox News jumps, delighted, at the chance
He'll make her scream and beg him not to stop --
Then she says, as he strips off his pants:
"I hope you didn't plan to be on top."
MSNBC's a saucy lass
Who's sweetly fucking Fox News up the ass.
Also posted on Dreamwidth where there are
comments.
Title: Turnabout is Fair (and Balanced) Play
Fandom: Anthropomorphic, MSNBC/Fox News
Prompt: Shakespearean
Warnings: Enjambment, a loose sense of meter, and liberal bias.
MSNBC's a saucy lass
Who clearly doesn't know a woman's place
Is keeping house, while keeping tits and ass
In perfect shape, to match her made-up face
Or so Fox News thinks - and, of course, he says it
In her hearing. So she turns her head,
Smiles at him, and without any hesit-
ation purrs, "You want to go to bed?"
Fox News jumps, delighted, at the chance
He'll make her scream and beg him not to stop --
Then she says, as he strips off his pants:
"I hope you didn't plan to be on top."
MSNBC's a saucy lass
Who's sweetly fucking Fox News up the ass.
Also posted on Dreamwidth where there are
comments.