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EDIT: Ugh, it all underlined itself... Sorry about that.
British
[x] You drink a lot of tea.
[x] You know what a brolly is.
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life. [It's the most flipping confusing game show ever. I have utterly no idea how it works and to me it's like a real-life version of Numberwang.]
[ ] You wanted Ben to win X Factor. [I can't even remember which one he was... Everyone in my school seemed to be rooting for JLS.]
[x] You use the word "bugger" or the phrase "bloody hell." (Not as much as I used to, but once in a while)
[x] Fish and Chips are yummy. [But I can't eat it 'cause I'm a vegetarian...]
[ ] You can eat a Full English Breakfast. [So. Much. Food.]
[x] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.
[x] Its football...not soccer.
Total: 6
Australian
[ ] You wear flip flops all year.
[ ] You call flipflops thongs not flip flops.
[ ] You love a backyard barbie.
[x] You know a barbie is not a doll.
[ ] You love the beach.
[x] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[ ] You're a sports fanatic.
[ ] You are tanned.
[ ] You're a bit of a bogan.
[ ] You have an Australian something.
Total: 2
Italian
[ ] The Sopranos is a great show.
[ ] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[ ] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[ ] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[ ] You know Italian songs.
[ ] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[ ] You speak some Italian.
[x] You are under 5'10''
[ ] You know what a italian horn is
[x] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world!
[x] You talk with your hands.
Total: 3
Spanish
[x] You say member instead of Remember.
[x] You speak spanish or some.
[ ] You like tacos.
[ ] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr.
[ ] You are dark skinned.
[ ] You know what a Puta is.
[x] You talk fast occasionally.
[x] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[ ] You know what platanos are.
Total: 4
Russian
[ ] You say villian as: Vee-lon.
[ ] You get short tempered.
[x] You know of somebody named Natasha.
[ ] You get cold easily.
[x] Rain is fun for you.
[ ] You get into contests all the time. [I'm the least-competitive person I've ever met. I think there might be something wrong with me.]
[x] You can easily make do with the cold weather.
Total: 3
Irish
[ ] You think beer is the best. [ ] You have a bad temper.
[ ] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y. [No... and yet I do have a surname which originated in Ireland...]
[x] You have blue or green eyes.
[x] You like the color green.
[ ] You have been to a st. pattys day party.
[x] You have a family member from Ireland.
[ ] You have blonde hair.
[x] You have/had freckles.
[ ] Your family get togethers always include drinking and singing.
Total: 4
African American
[ ] You say nigga/nukka casually
[ ] You have nappy hair.
[ ] You like rap.
[ ] You know how to shoot a gun
[ ] You think President George Walker Bush is racist.
[ ] You like chicken.
[ ] You like watermelon.
[ ] You can dance.
[ ] You can 'sing' gospel.
Total: 0 [Wow, I'm the whitest person ever.]
Asian
[ ] You have slanty/small eyes.
[x] You like rice a lot.
[x] You are good at math.
[ ] You have played the piano.
[ ] You have family from Asia.
[x] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[ ] Most people think you're Chinese.
[ ] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[ ] You go to Baulko.
Total: 3
German
[x] You like bread.
[x] You think German Chocolate is good.
[ ] You speak some German.
[ ] You know what Schnitzel is. [Enlighten me, people.]
[ ] You hate it when stupid people call you a Nazi.
[x] You went to Pre-school.
[x] You're over 5'2
Total: 4
Canadian
[x] You like/play/played hockey. [Lower School hockey team despite never going to hockey club.]
[ ] You love beer.
[ ] You say eh.
[ ] You know what poutine is. [Argh, I know I used to but I forgot...]
[x] You speak some french.
[x] You love Tim Horton's. [Second best doughnut place in the world.]
[ ] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[ ] You watch/watched degrassi.
Total: 3
American
[ ] You hate foreigners.
[ ] You hate non-Christians.
[ ] You're lazy.
[ ] You are not cultured.
[ ] You hate abortion.
[ ] But love the death penalty.
[ ] You don't read.
[ ] You shop at Wal-mart. (I buy all my food there, trufax)
[x] You think this survey is rather biased. (XD)
Total: 1
Total:
British - 6
Australian - 2
Italian - 3
Spanish - 4
Russian - 3
Irish - 4
African American - 0
Asian - 3
German - 4
Canadian - 3
American - 1
Booyah I'm such a stereotypical Brit... Disappointed I didn't get higher on Canadian seeing as my mum's from there.
Over the last few days in between doing vague work I've been watching endless amounts of videos of Flight of the Conchords on YouTube and I have decided that I adore New Zealand accents.
EDIT: Ugh, it all underlined itself... Sorry about that.
British
[x] You drink a lot of tea.
[x] You know what a brolly is.
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life. [It's the most flipping confusing game show ever. I have utterly no idea how it works and to me it's like a real-life version of Numberwang.]
[ ] You wanted Ben to win X Factor. [I can't even remember which one he was... Everyone in my school seemed to be rooting for JLS.]
[x] You use the word "bugger" or the phrase "bloody hell." (Not as much as I used to, but once in a while)
[x] Fish and Chips are yummy. [But I can't eat it 'cause I'm a vegetarian...]
[ ] You can eat a Full English Breakfast. [So. Much. Food.]
[x] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.
[x] Its football...not soccer.
Total: 6
Australian
[ ] You wear flip flops all year.
[ ] You call flipflops thongs not flip flops.
[ ] You love a backyard barbie.
[x] You know a barbie is not a doll.
[ ] You love the beach.
[x] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[ ] You're a sports fanatic.
[ ] You are tanned.
[ ] You're a bit of a bogan.
[ ] You have an Australian something.
Total: 2
Italian
[ ] The Sopranos is a great show.
[ ] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[ ] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[ ] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[ ] You know Italian songs.
[ ] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[ ] You speak some Italian.
[x] You are under 5'10''
[ ] You know what a italian horn is
[x] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world!
[x] You talk with your hands.
Total: 3
Spanish
[x] You say member instead of Remember.
[x] You speak spanish or some.
[ ] You like tacos.
[ ] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr.
[ ] You are dark skinned.
[ ] You know what a Puta is.
[x] You talk fast occasionally.
[x] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[ ] You know what platanos are.
Total: 4
Russian
[ ] You say villian as: Vee-lon.
[ ] You get short tempered.
[x] You know of somebody named Natasha.
[ ] You get cold easily.
[x] Rain is fun for you.
[ ] You get into contests all the time. [I'm the least-competitive person I've ever met. I think there might be something wrong with me.]
[x] You can easily make do with the cold weather.
Total: 3
Irish
[ ] You think beer is the best. [ ] You have a bad temper.
[ ] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y. [No... and yet I do have a surname which originated in Ireland...]
[x] You have blue or green eyes.
[x] You like the color green.
[ ] You have been to a st. pattys day party.
[x] You have a family member from Ireland.
[ ] You have blonde hair.
[x] You have/had freckles.
[ ] Your family get togethers always include drinking and singing.
Total: 4
African American
[ ] You say nigga/nukka casually
[ ] You have nappy hair.
[ ] You like rap.
[ ] You know how to shoot a gun
[ ] You think President George Walker Bush is racist.
[ ] You like chicken.
[ ] You like watermelon.
[ ] You can dance.
[ ] You can 'sing' gospel.
Total: 0 [Wow, I'm the whitest person ever.]
Asian
[ ] You have slanty/small eyes.
[x] You like rice a lot.
[x] You are good at math.
[ ] You have played the piano.
[ ] You have family from Asia.
[x] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[ ] Most people think you're Chinese.
[ ] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[ ] You go to Baulko.
Total: 3
German
[x] You like bread.
[x] You think German Chocolate is good.
[ ] You speak some German.
[ ] You know what Schnitzel is. [Enlighten me, people.]
[ ] You hate it when stupid people call you a Nazi.
[x] You went to Pre-school.
[x] You're over 5'2
Total: 4
Canadian
[x] You like/play/played hockey. [Lower School hockey team despite never going to hockey club.]
[ ] You love beer.
[ ] You say eh.
[ ] You know what poutine is. [Argh, I know I used to but I forgot...]
[x] You speak some french.
[x] You love Tim Horton's. [Second best doughnut place in the world.]
[ ] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[ ] You watch/watched degrassi.
Total: 3
American
[ ] You hate foreigners.
[ ] You hate non-Christians.
[ ] You're lazy.
[ ] You are not cultured.
[ ] You hate abortion.
[ ] But love the death penalty.
[ ] You don't read.
[ ] You shop at Wal-mart. (I buy all my food there, trufax)
[x] You think this survey is rather biased. (XD)
Total: 1
Total:
British - 6
Australian - 2
Italian - 3
Spanish - 4
Russian - 3
Irish - 4
African American - 0
Asian - 3
German - 4
Canadian - 3
American - 1
Booyah I'm such a stereotypical Brit... Disappointed I didn't get higher on Canadian seeing as my mum's from there.
Over the last few days in between doing vague work I've been watching endless amounts of videos of Flight of the Conchords on YouTube and I have decided that I adore New Zealand accents.
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