Ladies and gentlemen:
Tonight, Yours Truly has taken the first step to being naturalized into the soils of the United States of America. At approximately 10:30pm, the infamous ZiHan Lin has completed the citizenship application form. It will be sent off during the next week, and a year-long waiting process will commence. This is a landmark night for me. However, my bank account just took one in the FACE because the Dept of Justice charges me $400 for applying to be an American citizen. OUCH! WHY DO YOU RIP OFF IMMIGRANTS?! I HATE THAT! YOU KNOW HOW MANY TIMES I HAD TO SELL MY BODY TO SCIENCE EXPERIMENTS TO GET $400? HMM? HMPH!
But I shall not be crushed, for new year is falling upon us soon and my Asian relatives will indeed compensate for my grand loss (hopefully).
Rubio's Street Tacos are in-fkin-credibly tiny. I pop 'em in like Tic-Tacs.
This afternoon I watched Syriana. I was pretty confused besides understanding that the flicky-doo was about international oil business. Why was that black guy in there?
But I shall not be crushed, for new year is falling upon us soon and my Asian relatives will indeed compensate for my grand loss (hopefully).
Rubio's Street Tacos are in-fkin-credibly tiny. I pop 'em in like Tic-Tacs.
This afternoon I watched Syriana. I was pretty confused besides understanding that the flicky-doo was about international oil business. Why was that black guy in there?