I say. Does the tide seem a little-- tide-ier to anyone? Only things seem a bit rummy in that general vicinity, if that's the word I'm after.

[With the nervous-Bertie laugh:] I mean, er, not that I've been inspecting the ocean for any reason. Hahaha.

[Bertie is back on the beach, at roughly the place he washed up. He sits with his feet in the breaking surf, looking out to sea.]

You know, it's odd- it's- I mean to say, it's dashed strange, this place. Does things to the brain.

I mean, before I came here I would have said the proper place for the Wooster feet was planted solidly on terra firma. ( Read more... )