ju's dose of corny jokes

[isawsarap]

anong buhok ang pumuputok?
eh 'di BANGS!

knock, knock
who the fuck is there?
bey
bey who?
bey-bi! haha!

knock, knock sa larangan ng cosmetology
who's there?!
err
err who?
curlerr! ha!

saan naglalaro ang mga bata?
eh 'di sa playground!

knock, knock
who the fuck is there?
ube
ube who?
ube... bi i love your way... everyday! yeah, yeah! haha!

knock, knock
who's there?
lapis
lapis who?
lapis all that matters... faithful and forever...

sinong bangag?
ako!
mali!
eh sino?
eh 'di 'yung adik sa tabi mo! haha
haha!

corny jokes make me human. and so do pseudo-jokes.