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[ This is her (sad) attempt to communicate with all you people who don't speak English. She's obviously missing a few languages but these are the four that I could butcher the best-ie, the most common (and Japanese mostly because probably more than half the population of Discedo is Japanese). Have fun with her awful grammar and very obvious accent

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[Okay so that's.. not horrible sounding French. Usually Americans make it sound worse so...]

Ahh... practicing other languages, eh?

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[ This is probably because she actually likes French. Don't tell America. ]

Sending a message! Was I good?

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[He won't tell if she won't, but she just earned so many awesome points in Canada's book. He speaks weird French anyway so it's okay.]

You were! Well, I understood the French part, and for that you'd just need a little bit of practice! But I can help you with French if you ever need it!

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[ Oh, she won't tell; she's kind of picked up on America's general dislike for French things. But they can have secret French parties when America's not around. Then one day he'll walk in and they'll get busted. Or she'd end up saying strange things in French to him and she'd bust them. |D ]

Wow, really?! Isaac always said it was the language of wine! He said you only speak it while drinking, or if you plan on drinking in the future, or if you've recently drunk!

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[Ffft oh yes. Then Canada would somehow get nailed for being a horrible influence. |D But it's a risk he'll take! He misses speaking in French to people, and he gets tired of English, especially since it's been forced on him for so long.]

Well... yes, and no. Though wine is... consumed a lot in Mr. France's house, that's not the only reason to speak it, eh? It's a very beautiful language, and many refer to it as a 'romance' language.

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[ In all honesty, though, all the other nations she talks to the most are horrible influences-Denmark rivals America in awesome, Japan is teaching her moonspeak and they'll probably sit around drinking tea, England is indulging encouraging her belief in fairies, and Canada is like YAY FRENCH. Prussia would be on this list but he is a wee petit babby. ]

You mean I'd be speaking the language of Love? [ Like love is a thing. ]

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[fffft okay so Canada's the best influence. Seriously, worst case scenario she learns to speak French and speaks Canadian French which will piss off a France whenever one arrives. Plus,she will not become French since actual French people kind of smell ngl and Canada will make her pancakes. MIRIA DOES NOT LOSE EITHER WAY and she can still use her deodorant.]

Technically, yes. Not to speak a great deal on behalf of my brother or anything, but Paris supposedly is a very popular location for honeymoons.

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[ We should really go on a France recruiting adventure. MIRIA NEEDS TO LEARN HOW TO SAY DIRTY THINGS IN FRENCH. Then she'll be so posh and educated, with Japanese, Canadian French, and random other French under her belt. It's like she's growing up. ;A; But in the meantime YAY PANCAKES AND PERSONAL HYGIENE. ]

Paris? Isaac promised me we'd go to Paris one day!

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[Soon everyone will speak French. Somehow. And yes, there's like... two other characters here that speak French? Non nation anyway. Oh god Miria, if she asked Canada he'd tell her how to say things but he'd get really embarrassed. But he's kind of got pervy tendencies he was raised by France, after all. And compared to Japanese, French is a lot easier because it makes sense. GO ROMANCE LANGUAGES. And yes hygiene ftw.]

That's lovely, eh? It really is beautiful there. And it always helps to know a bit of the language when you head to another nations house, just in case you need to ask questions.

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[ Yeah, Huey speaks French, but like. 1700s French. I can just imagine it now, though: Miria running around saying 'voulez-vous coucher avec moi, ce soir' and America just being... horrified. It's a shame she's so innocent she'd never ask. LOL if by "makes sense" you mean "don't pronounce half the letters." XD Also I love how half of these tags is us talking haha. ]

Do you think we'd get to meet France if we went there?

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[LOL oh god. America would be horrified and England would probably choke on his tea. And yeah, Canada's too polite to do it without being prompted. HE ISN'T LIKE BROTHER FRANCE. And yes, ask Steven Colbert. Fffft behind the scenes commentary makes the world go round. This also makes me kind of want to push Canada to teach French at the high school.]

I wouldn't doubt that. Mr. France enjoys to making himself known, eh?

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[ IT NEEDS TO HAPPEN. I just... don't know how or when since we are lacking a France sob. Yesss, make him teeeach. But would they call him Canada or Mr. Williams? /strokes invisible beard ]

We'll definitely have to go sometime, then! But after we make sure Firo and Ennis and Maiza and Czes and Prussia are okay!

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[I want a Franch so bad. ;o; But ffft America would probably make everyone call him 'Mattie' eventually.]

It would be nice, I'm sure you'd enjoy yourself.

Maybe one day I could show you my house, too!

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[ lol Mattie. I can't really hear Miria calling him that, so even if America told her to, she'd be like "it sounds weird so I'll just call you Canada" behind his back. XD ]

Really? I'd love to see your house, Canada!

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[fffft hahaha yes but if she started calling him 'Mr. Williams', that'd be hilarious too. XD He gets a little flustered because ahhhh tourists want to come see him ;o;]

I'd love to show you! And my people speak both English and French, so it wouldn't be so difficult to get around in, eh?

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[ lmao I think she'd only call him that in French class. XD otherwise, he's back to being America's lil' bro. ]

Yeah, it'd be no problem!