[#1 - Video] Well, kind of anyway...
[the scene is simply the ground at the moment. a patch of dirt, nothing more. oh, right, and a voice, sounding rather confused, mildly annoyed, and perhaps just the tiniest bit freaked out.]
So what are you? Seriously... It's like you're a vegetable or something.
[some rustling sounds and then an Oddish is nudging at the screen, poking its face into the shot.]
Hey! What're you doing??
[moments later, the view shifts haphazardly, tumbling every which way until it focuses on the face of a young man, who doesn't seem to know what's going on at all.]
What's this thing?
[he taps the screen and then stares at it for a little bit. his voice is deadpan when he speaks again.]
It's recording, isn't it?
[turning the camera around to focus on the ground once more, there are sounds of things being tapped, buttons being pressed.]
Turn off... please turn off...? How do you turn it o---
[the video cuts out.]
So what are you? Seriously... It's like you're a vegetable or something.
[some rustling sounds and then an Oddish is nudging at the screen, poking its face into the shot.]
Hey! What're you doing??
[moments later, the view shifts haphazardly, tumbling every which way until it focuses on the face of a young man, who doesn't seem to know what's going on at all.]
What's this thing?
[he taps the screen and then stares at it for a little bit. his voice is deadpan when he speaks again.]
It's recording, isn't it?
[turning the camera around to focus on the ground once more, there are sounds of things being tapped, buttons being pressed.]
Turn off... please turn off...? How do you turn it o---
[the video cuts out.]