☂ 014; of course it is happening inside your head

[is_an_island]

Listen, I'm just calling to say that... Well, I don't suppose anybody was worried, but still. I'm quite fine, and there's no need to worry. I'm a responsible adult, and I know how to take care of myself. Honestly, there's... [The sound of distracted ripping of the mail.]

....... AHAHAHAhahaahahahahahaha fuuuuck this bollocks because... because

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[cheesewithwine]

Well, I suppose this will make my job easier no?

[is_an_island]

Stupid America.

[cheesewithwine]

[Totally not touching you right now.]

Oui, America is stupid sometimes. But let's not think about that right now.

[is_an_island]

All the time.

... You're not America.

[cheesewithwine]

Of course I'm not. What made you think I was?

[is_an_island]

Whoooo... Who are you?

[cheesewithwine]

I don't think that names really matter right now. At least not yet~.

[is_an_island]

When's it matter?

[cheesewithwine]

[Let the touching and the groping commence.]

Quite soon, actually.

[is_an_island]

... Are you touching me.

[cheesewithwine]

Oui, I am.

You don't like?

[is_an_island]

No, I don't--

... France?

[cheesewithwine]

That is too bad.

Hmm...that is close enough.

[is_an_island]

You're a girl.

[cheesewithwine]

Of course I am. Is it that strange?

[is_an_island]

... It should be.

Why are you a girl?