☂ 014; of course it is happening inside your head

[is_an_island]

Listen, I'm just calling to say that... Well, I don't suppose anybody was worried, but still. I'm quite fine, and there's no need to worry. I'm a responsible adult, and I know how to take care of myself. Honestly, there's... [The sound of distracted ripping of the mail.]

....... AHAHAHAhahaahahahahahaha fuuuuck this bollocks because... because

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[decadenzas]

[god look at that, he knew you were crazy. accusatory stare] Go be indecent in your own home.

[is_an_island]

[What is personal space. Now trying to pet his hair in a very creepy fashion.]

Amerricaaa--

[decadenzas]

[ew ew bats it awaaay lest he become contaminated by the crazies too.] I'm not America. What's wrong with you?

[is_an_island]

[pet pet pet pet and looking like he really wants a hug.]

Americaaaa-aaa--you're cute again--

[decadenzas]

I just said I'm not America. [moving away, no hugs for the brain addled.] Have you fallen and hit your head?

[is_an_island]

You're such a good child.

[decadenzas]

What have I said about calling me a child?

[is_an_island]

... You're a good boy.

[decadenzas]

[mumblegrumble] Whatever. Get off of the streets or something till you've regained your head.

[is_an_island]

My head is on my body.

[decadenzas]

...Till you've regained your sanity, then.

[is_an_island]

I'm sane.

Smell me.

[decadenzas]

What? Why?

[is_an_island]

You can smell how sane I am.

[decadenzas]

...

[he can't even begin to figure out what to say to that]

Are you drunk?

[is_an_island]

No.

You're not smelling me.