☂ 014; of course it is happening inside your head

[is_an_island]

Listen, I'm just calling to say that... Well, I don't suppose anybody was worried, but still. I'm quite fine, and there's no need to worry. I'm a responsible adult, and I know how to take care of myself. Honestly, there's... [The sound of distracted ripping of the mail.]

....... AHAHAHAhahaahahahahahaha fuuuuck this bollocks because... because

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[scentofbauhinia]

[oh god wtf flashbacks

Just

walking the other way now

pretending he hasn't spotted him and telling himself someone else will deal with it]

[is_an_island]

[TARGET SPOTTED]

Hong Kooooooooooooooonnngggggggggg....

[scentofbauhinia]

[Half tempted to

a) pretend to be someone else
or
b) run like hell

buuuut sort of worried with all the weird stuff that's happening so]

...England.

[is_an_island]

Honnng gggghonnkggg...

You're my friend.

[scentofbauhinia]

[CUE TALKING TO CRAZY PPLZ/DRUNK ENGLAND VOICE.

...Which is really just his usual voice, but hey, HK can tell it sounds different even if nobody else can...]

Yes.

I'm your friend.

[is_an_island]

[CUE HAIR RUFFLING]

I'll protectttt youuuuuu... yeah, it'll be fu... AHAhahahahahaha...

[scentofbauhinia]

[sigh. lucky his hair is usually quite messy.]

...Thanks.

[Deciding to just play along with him in this state.]

I don't think you should be outside with half your clothes missing. We talked about this before, remember?

[is_an_island]

... Hong Kong.

[scentofbauhinia]

...Yes?

[is_an_island]

Where's mny shirt?

[scentofbauhinia]

[Points at a yard across the street where a stray cat's probably making a bed out of it right now.]

[is_an_island]

Oh.

Wanna hug?

[scentofbauhinia]

...

....

.....

What?

[is_an_island]

[HOLDING OUT HIS ARMS]

[scentofbauhinia]

[whyyy first China, now England.

Taking whatever upper outer layer of clothing he has on and handing his jacket thing over.]

...Put that on first.

[is_an_island]

[After much struggle, manages to slide it on.

HOLDS OUT HIS ARM EXPECTANTLY.]