Okay, so the
invitations have been mailed out. The Chairman truly wishes he could invite all of you (and, perhaps, turn the reception into one big IRON POET tournament?)
Now that the deed is done, what should the Chairman and Chairwoman have said in the invitation? A haiku of matrimonial proportions? A limerick of love? A sonnet of celebration? Perhaps a thrilling tale of extraplanar wedding crashers starring
Doc Gnosis?
IRON POETS!!! Write me a verse that will draw friends and relatives close! Spin thematic webs that will catch and guide thousands of RSVP's into my hungry clutches.
So... uh... so they can celebrate with us. Obviously, I have no nefarious plots or schemes.