FCAT Pretest
Once upon a time there was a little fat girl named Edwina. She lived in a magiical land with leprachauns, unicorns, and Victoria Secret models. Then one day she spotted a wild pink pony and said "oh my god! a pony! i love ponies! i want to fuck a pony! they have such big penises, omg!" she goes up to the pony and said "i will call you fluffy and you will be mine and you will be my fluffy!" so the pony told the little fat girl to go fuck a tree. Edwina couldnt take a fucking hint and grabbed the pony's balls so the pony bit off her arm, kicked her in the face, stomped her face until her brains leaked out of her ears and left her to die.....
Question 1:
What was the little fat girl's opinion towards ponies BEFORE she got the shit beat out of her?
A. she hated them
B. she could care less
C. she didnt know what a pony was
D. she got a hard on just talking about them
Question 2:
What did the pony say before he killed the little fat girl?
A. get lost
B. go fuck a tree
C. i dont go inter-species
D. hi, my name is john
Question 3:
What did Edwina name the pony?
A. Fluffy
B. Poofy
C. John
D. Aisha
Question 4:
How big is the author's penis?
A. 20 feet
B. 35 feet
C. 100 yards
D. 10 inches
Question 1:
What was the little fat girl's opinion towards ponies BEFORE she got the shit beat out of her?
A. she hated them
B. she could care less
C. she didnt know what a pony was
D. she got a hard on just talking about them
Question 2:
What did the pony say before he killed the little fat girl?
A. get lost
B. go fuck a tree
C. i dont go inter-species
D. hi, my name is john
Question 3:
What did Edwina name the pony?
A. Fluffy
B. Poofy
C. John
D. Aisha
Question 4:
How big is the author's penis?
A. 20 feet
B. 35 feet
C. 100 yards
D. 10 inches