Ebonics Lesson

Feb 27, 2005 21:07

and now todays ebonics language lesson:

meeting girls:

my your a lovely young lady.
"damn youse a fine ass motherfucker!"

lets go for a ride shall we?
"hey baby lets jump in ma lowrider and rotate dees tires"

you are beautiful, i would like to make love to you.
"damn bitch you stupid fly, let me pull up to ur bumper and smack dat monkey!"

greeting old friends:

hello, sir.
"whaddup dog!"

may i borrow some money?
"hey let me hold some ends ill hit u back on da first ma brotha"

you dont have it? thanks anyway.
"Fuck You!"

making new friends:

hello sir.
"whaddup!"

i admire your fashionable running shoes.
"Drop dem NIKE's off yo ass befo' i blast u motherfucker!"

i used to be a stuck up white boy fakin' da funk, fuck that, i aint bullshittin' on front street no more thanks to Mike's ebonics lesson video

available in a hood near you...
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