CHEESE PIE
My brother just came home wearing my shirt. Even though they are semi baggy on his withered frame, I RESENT IT NEVERTHELESS!
My resolve to bulk bulk bulk has INCREASED hahahahahahHAHAHAHAHAHA i shall bulk till my clothes make him look like a rapper. TRUE FACT.
Anyway what i really wanted to share was another one of my mom's hypothetical scenarios that she just sprung on me to check my moral standing or something like that. Her mind is not easily fathomed.
(while i am checking Facebook and thinking of my witty status, 捣蛋的导弹....)
Mom: En Gao. If you see a girl who is wearing a dress that is very very low cut, WHAT WOULD YOU DO???
ME: I would marry her.
Mom: THEN YOU MIGHT AS WELL MARRY A PIG BECAUSE THEY LET IT ALL HANG OUT
My mom is very wise.
My resolve to bulk bulk bulk has INCREASED hahahahahahHAHAHAHAHAHA i shall bulk till my clothes make him look like a rapper. TRUE FACT.
Anyway what i really wanted to share was another one of my mom's hypothetical scenarios that she just sprung on me to check my moral standing or something like that. Her mind is not easily fathomed.
(while i am checking Facebook and thinking of my witty status, 捣蛋的导弹....)
Mom: En Gao. If you see a girl who is wearing a dress that is very very low cut, WHAT WOULD YOU DO???
ME: I would marry her.
Mom: THEN YOU MIGHT AS WELL MARRY A PIG BECAUSE THEY LET IT ALL HANG OUT
My mom is very wise.