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[irked_invader]

[voice recorded post]

Greetings, humans and other similar beings! I am ZIM! I am a normal human being, and certainly not an Irken invader. My skin is green because of a… Uhm… skin condition. Yes. A horrible skin condition. Fear iiit…!I am a perfectly innocent resident of the planet Earth, where I go to a perfectly default school and live a

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[doc_in_converse]

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[doc_in_converse]

You really seem determined to tell us that you're very normal.

...though I've not heard of humans having a skin condition that turns their skin green.

To quote a great ferret-loving (sorta) inventor: Let me check my notes.

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[irked_invader]

Is it working?

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[irked_invader]

This skin condition is... very rare. And can only be found in this world. Yes, the sheer rareness of it boggles the mind!

It's amaaziiing...!

[doc_in_converse]

I don't know. Maybe it is, maybe it isn't.

But that's besides the point.

The real important question here is this: what shade of green? Kind of a sickly olive green? I'd almost ask about a jaundicey color, but that's a little more yellow than green...

Yellow-green? Maybe? Kinda sorta sorta kinda?

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[mustobeytacoman]

HI! I'm teh doggy! HELLOOOOOOO

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[mustobeytacoman]

OKAWAY!

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?? ^.^

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[mustobeytacoman]

(OOC: Yeah, totally didn't filter that cuz GIR hasn't figured out that function yet or just forgot.)

[Filtered to GIR]

[irked_invader]

GIR! What are you doing?! When speaking to me, you must be careful not to accidentally use the communicator! It could jeopardize the mission!

[mustobeytacoman]

[Recorded because typing skills suck]

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Then how'z I s'pposed to talk to yoooooooou?