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[voice recorded post]
Greetings, humans and other similar beings! I am ZIM! I am a normal human being, and certainly not an Irken invader. My skin is green because of a… Uhm… skin condition. Yes. A horrible skin condition. Fear iiit…!
I am a perfectly innocent resident of the planet Earth, where I go to a perfectly default school and live a perfectly normal life. Oh yes. Certainly no invading plans of any sort, hohoho! I even have a dog to prove it.
It has come to my attention that a variety of strange creatures has been roaming this pitiful planet for quite some time now. And by strange creatures, I don’t mean my fellow humans! Hahah! Ahah… … Ahem.
I’m sure that big-headed kid, Dib, would have been thrilled by all this. Yet, for some reason I haven’t seen him around since this whole thing started. Which is good. For me. Muahahahahahah! AhahahAHAHAHAH! He shall stand in my way NO LONGER!
So, in conclusion; I am not an alien.
[voice recording is cut off]
Now, all I have to do is wait for those foolish humans to respond! They will provide me with all the information I need about this so-called... OSTA. Once I know all there is to know about this new invading species from the planet of Weisdia, the Tallest will have no choice but to acknowledge me, ZIM, as the greatest invader in Irken history!
GIR! Start the data collection device!
Greetings, humans and other similar beings! I am ZIM! I am a normal human being, and certainly not an Irken invader. My skin is green because of a… Uhm… skin condition. Yes. A horrible skin condition. Fear iiit…!
I am a perfectly innocent resident of the planet Earth, where I go to a perfectly default school and live a perfectly normal life. Oh yes. Certainly no invading plans of any sort, hohoho! I even have a dog to prove it.
It has come to my attention that a variety of strange creatures has been roaming this pitiful planet for quite some time now. And by strange creatures, I don’t mean my fellow humans! Hahah! Ahah… … Ahem.
I’m sure that big-headed kid, Dib, would have been thrilled by all this. Yet, for some reason I haven’t seen him around since this whole thing started. Which is good. For me. Muahahahahahah! AhahahAHAHAHAH! He shall stand in my way NO LONGER!
So, in conclusion; I am not an alien.
[voice recording is cut off]
Now, all I have to do is wait for those foolish humans to respond! They will provide me with all the information I need about this so-called... OSTA. Once I know all there is to know about this new invading species from the planet of Weisdia, the Tallest will have no choice but to acknowledge me, ZIM, as the greatest invader in Irken history!
GIR! Start the data collection device!