Awesome things my Boyfriend says #20076
We were watching a episode of Little people, big world. On it, the dad has to deal with his father in law critiscing the upkeep of his house. Dad looked like he was going to kill the guy.
So I turned to Mike and :
Me: Man, Matt looks like he's going to kill that guy... There's about to be a Midget Murder.
Mike: (without skipping a fucking beat) Don't worry, it'll be a Small Crime.
Me: ..... *dies*
So I turned to Mike and :
Me: Man, Matt looks like he's going to kill that guy... There's about to be a Midget Murder.
Mike: (without skipping a fucking beat) Don't worry, it'll be a Small Crime.
Me: ..... *dies*