HAPPY SAINT PATRICK'S DAY!!!!

I'm getting drunk. Angel won't get drunk with me. Where's the rest of the Irish? BRAWL NEEDS MORE IRISH. Fun ones.

HALLO BRRRRAWL.

I's postin' t' let you all know I's still breathin'.

I been drinkin' now fo..umm... FOUR DAYZ. I think. My liver feels tingly. I been to lotsa bars and met lotsa peoples. I forgot the reason I was sad an drink started in the first places. I think I'm gonna goo back to London nows. Maybs. Ooooh but thaa bloke theres is offerin' a ( Read more... )

Iv;'e a,lrweadeyy beene two loaads of pubsies alreedie. I thawt Ilahd pope inn two sahy HALOOOOOOOO ahand gives yous thids!


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Tomorrow is the most wonderful of hoidays, Saint Patrick's Day! I, being Irish, love this holiday, and plan to get so drunk I can't even remember my own name ( Read more... )

Wow me an Ollie just got back from the pub....actually, I don remember wha pub it was...we went to a few....I think it was called the Jolly Hegehog or somethin Yeah thas righ Jolly Hedgehog ( Read more... )

Oh, another holiday coming up already. Just after Christmas insanity is done, we get New Year. A time of people screaming happily ( Read more... )

Well, just when I thought having Merlin living with the family coudln't get stranger....we have a drunk Merlin on our hands. Trust me, that's like having a BILLION Merlins, who are high. He somehow got into my Firewhiskey stash, and drank the lot. I now need a new place to hide my beloved alcohol. Maybe under the floorboards ( Read more... )