Oh look, a father and son, buying....mmm, what are they? Oh, that's it, THEY'RE FERRETS!


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I have an apprenticeship with Caractacus Tienti, a magical demolition firm, that means I get to blow up stuff, AND GET PAID FOR IT.

Wouldn't have done it without Draco soIgotyouatahnkyoupresent


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I HATE VIRUSES. HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE. EVERY SINGLE BLOODY TIME I GET THEM. I SHOULD JUST LOCK MYSELF IN MY ROOM AND NOT TOUCH ANYTHING.

DFVKJDFSNGNDIJSNGKONMDFKLNGMKJF EW EW EW EW EW EW EW.

DEAN........I'M SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SORRY

An ode to the most bloody gorgeous man alive, Draco Malfoy silver_snark:

There is a man called Draco
His arse I like to shake-o
He is the hottest man I know.
Something-something sex-o

<3 <3 <3