Wow me an Ollie just got back from the pub....actually, I don remember wha pub it was...we went to a few....I think it was called the Jolly Hegehog or somethin Yeah thas righ Jolly Hedgehog
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Sheeumus....SHEUMUS!! I had the most BRILLIANT fKING IDea on my way home!! First of all, I had my head in a Heg...hedg...BUSH. Yes. a very large bushy bush thing. That's beside the point. I think I lost th'mat but it's all UP HERE MATE, all in my great brain, s'really.
ANYWAY BRILLIANT IDEA! I had to get righ' on'n tell you.
EW COULD GET A PACK OF THOSE UNDEAD DOGS TOHELPUS KILL THE UNDEAD TORKEYS!!
BRILLIANT!!
And they'll haf great spikey collars and eeyything.
OI!! BUGGERING RIGHT THEY DO!! Big hooge, large giant ones!! One can sleep in my bed tho--beside Percy so wecANkeep him sAFE!!
I trust you more'n my underpants, Seheeamus. And that's a LOT. DANGEReeoues hedges nearly got me, but I RETURNED VICTORIOUs! Like from the evil doomturkey undeadathing.
ANYWAY BRILLIANT IDEA! I had to get righ' on'n tell you.
EW COULD GET A PACK OF THOSE UNDEAD DOGS TOHELPUS KILL THE UNDEAD TORKEYS!!
BRILLIANT!!
And they'll haf great spikey collars and eeyything.
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You gotta watch them hedges. theys dangerousss
THAT'S SPUNKING GEENEOUS! I bet theyz got kennels for 'em!
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I trust you more'n my underpants, Seheeamus. And that's a LOT. DANGEReeoues hedges nearly got me, but I RETURNED VICTORIOUs! Like from the evil doomturkey undeadathing.
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THat means so much, Ollie, your the bestest mate in the WORLD.
We should get the hedges too!!!
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Because now I haf leafs in my hair.
Percy IS AWRIGHT isn' he? He's very awright. He'll make sure we'f alwaysl got pints and tightsa nsd capes and stuff.
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..Ther's a hedge outshide my house, I soulnd burn that before it warns the other hedges that we're gonna get em'.
BAD LAFS!
Yeah Perce'll look after us prooper, hes will.
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