breathe in breathe out, if ya iced up pull them sleeves out
I've come to a conclusion....no matter where you are right now, if you aren't in Las Vegas, you are not in the right place.
Vegas was the absolute shizznittel bam snip snap sack. Just the atmosphere of the place is phenomenal. There are endless things to do. Unfortunately, because my dad knows this site, I can't divulge too much information about my weekend. But I can tell you that it involved heavy boozing, ruthless gambling, and two bisexual, off duty strippers willing to be fairly generous on a brother's birthday. Tight. Very tight. Anyone who wants to go with me next time, let me know. I'm already planning another trip within the year. I set the bar pretty high though with my first time, so unless my next one involves midgets, balloons, and Robert Goulet, it might be a bust. I think I'll take my chances though.
Vegas was the absolute shizznittel bam snip snap sack. Just the atmosphere of the place is phenomenal. There are endless things to do. Unfortunately, because my dad knows this site, I can't divulge too much information about my weekend. But I can tell you that it involved heavy boozing, ruthless gambling, and two bisexual, off duty strippers willing to be fairly generous on a brother's birthday. Tight. Very tight. Anyone who wants to go with me next time, let me know. I'm already planning another trip within the year. I set the bar pretty high though with my first time, so unless my next one involves midgets, balloons, and Robert Goulet, it might be a bust. I think I'll take my chances though.