Bugsy Seigel, I salute you

[irishfall]

I can almost taste Vegas. Each minute is just inching by slower than G.W.'s response to any allegation that he's done something wrong. I did my research, found out where the loosest slot machines are and which casino atmospheres I would most enjoy. I also checked out the strip clubs to find out that most of them are only topless. Eh, oh well. I'm probably committing the most sacrilege by going there with a very, I mean very, limited amount of money. But I plan on being fucked up for most of the trip, so I'm sure the budget will get thrown out the window once I'm there. It's 102 degrees there today, which for you boys and girls who don't realize because you live in a place where it doesn't get any hotter than 90, that's uncomfortable. Looks like I'll have to chill with some fly honeys down at the Hard Rock Pool, no problem, I'm sure they'll love my pasty white complexion. But make no mistake, I'm not there for the day life. This will be the most unchecked I've ever been in my entire life. I plan on probably ending up in jail or with a disease but at least I'm realistic about it. I aspire to hook up with a silicon goddess of love that can teach me things, I've only dreamed of dreaming about. To be honest, I'd just be happy getting laid. Last time I got laid was a while ago, but it was with three chicks in the same night, and that means more, I think.

SOOO here's the deal...there is a slightly less than good chance I won't come back alive. If that is indeed the case, Brad, you can have my TV. Zigg, you can have my liver (it's been trained well). Danny, you can have my DVDs....and EB, you can have my car. Just tell the bank I said so and I'm sure if you use your superior linguistics, you can get out of the balance of payments.

So long everybody......I'm off to have the time of my life.

no surrender today
nor tomorrow still
i will live forever
if it is my will