I will give you this one because it's funny.
Me: It would be kind of problematic if I got pissed off at you for flirting with people because I am the world's biggest flirt. Like, I flirt with my Ace best friend. It's not like it means anything.
Matthew: I'm glad our similarities extend that far :P I mean, I may compliment someone, or discuss my sexual fetishes with total strangers, but I would not ask for anyone other than you to be beside me right this very second. I mean, I may flirt, but my mountains of text-based adoration/daydreams/travel plans/etc all revolve around you, luv.
Me: Yeah, I mean I'm probably not going to stop reblogging pictures of Dita Von Teese with sexually charged keysmashes as commentary, but if I could have either you or her in my bed, I'd choose you.
Which is pretty much the highest compliment I can give a person.
Matthew: And that is pretty much, without a doubt, the highest compliment I've ever received. If that doesn't prove immense attraction, I don't know what does.
Matthew: I'm glad our similarities extend that far :P I mean, I may compliment someone, or discuss my sexual fetishes with total strangers, but I would not ask for anyone other than you to be beside me right this very second. I mean, I may flirt, but my mountains of text-based adoration/daydreams/travel plans/etc all revolve around you, luv.
Me: Yeah, I mean I'm probably not going to stop reblogging pictures of Dita Von Teese with sexually charged keysmashes as commentary, but if I could have either you or her in my bed, I'd choose you.
Which is pretty much the highest compliment I can give a person.
Matthew: And that is pretty much, without a doubt, the highest compliment I've ever received. If that doesn't prove immense attraction, I don't know what does.