The Gong Show

[ireland22]

So what is a gong show you ask... ?

Well it's insanity that quite frequently shows through several symptoms. If you have or have had any of these symptoms. You have been a part of a gong show.

1. Loud clanging noises mysteriously sound off everywhere, but your he only one that hears it
2. You want to bite off someone's head
3. Your too busy to know your name
4. you have a headache, and you have taken 6 tylenol ( not recommended by doctors)
5. You're completely hyper one second and about to fall over the next
6. Everyone around you is running around like chickens with their heads chopped off
7. You think of two words and say them at the same time (greatsome)
8. You can't remember the last time you went to the washroom
9. Someone just passed you flailing
10. You hear a sheep noise-which is impossible since they're not native to your area
11. You went to go get something but you can't remember what it is
12. You become strangely death at convenient time
13. Your momentarily blinded by actual calm
14. You think you're mentally insane
15. You're fed up with your life you come up with better ways to fold towels. And finally
16. You feel like killing yourself, but you know that you'll only make a mess that you'd need to clean up anyways