So what is a gong show you ask... ?
Well it's insanity that quite frequently shows through several symptoms. If you have or have had any of these symptoms. You have been a part of a gong show.
- Loud clanging noises mysteriously sound off everywhere, but your he only one that hears it
- You want to bite off someone's head
- Your too busy to know your name
- you have a headache, and you have taken 6 tylenol ( not recommended by doctors)
- You're completely hyper one second and about to fall over the next
- Everyone around you is running around like chickens with their heads chopped off
- You think of two words and say them at the same time (greatsome)
- You can't remember the last time you went to the washroom
- Someone just passed you flailing
- You hear a sheep noise-which is impossible since they're not native to your area
- You went to go get something but you can't remember what it is
- You become strangely death at convenient time
- Your momentarily blinded by actual calm
- You think you're mentally insane
- You're fed up with your life you come up with better ways to fold towels. And finally
- You feel like killing yourself, but you know that you'll only make a mess that you'd need to clean up anyways