AAAAAAAGH I HATE SEASON FINALE WEEK
AAAAAGH HOLY CRAP WHAT DO YOU MEAN, 2010? THAT IS SOME BULLSHIT, YOU GUYS
JULIET IS WORTH ABOUT SIX KATES, FOR REAL. HIT A BOMB WITH A ROCK. DEAR JULIET, PLS TO BE ENDING UP IN A MEXICAN CITY BY THE SEA, DEFENDING IT AGAINST ZOMBIES. YOU CAN TOTES BRING MOST OF THE GANG, INCLUDING DANIEL AND CHARLOTTE AND POOR DEAD BOONE
KATE AUSTIN, DESTROYER OF WORLDS (AND RELATIONSHIPS). OH MY GOD, WHY WON'T SHE DIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE
SO, WHAT, JACOB IS GOOD AND HIS BUDDY IN THE BLACK SHIRT (DEAR LOST: REALLY SUBTLE, THERE) IS EVIL? BECAUSE EVIL CAN TOTES POSE AS DEAD PEOPLE. AND MIGHT HAVE BEEN, THIS WHOLE TIME--
--OH MY GOD, WHAT IF IT WAS EVIL NOT!JACOB WHO APPEARED TO LOCKE IN HIS PEYOTE DREAM AND NOT POOR DEAD BOONE? I HATE YOU SHOW, COME BACK SOONER
JACK AND SAWYER HAVE BEEN WAITING TO BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF EACH OTHER SINCE THEY MET
I'M TOTALLY NOT USING PUNCTUATION, AM I? OH GOD
ROSE + BERNARD 4EVA, YOU GUYS. THEY LIVE IN THE WOODS AND ARE BLASE ABOUT THIS WHOLE THING AND JUST WANT TO BE TOGETHER 'TIL THEY DIE. HAVE I MENTIONED I LOVE THEM? BECAUSE I TOTALLY DO
I ALSO MIGHT POSSIBLY HAVE A WEE CRUSH ON RICHARD ALPERT. AND MAYBE POOR DEAD DANIEL. SERIOUSLY, WHY DO I ALWAYS LIKE DUDES ON THIS SHOW WHO ARE DEAD? EXCEPT FOR BABY!PUNK!MILES, WHO IS ALSO PRETTY GODDAMN AWESOME
CANNOT STRESS ENOUGH HOW MUCH I <333 JULIET. CAN YOU GO TO FLORIDA NOW AND SAVE MICHAEL SCOFIELD FROM HIMSELF AND HIS ASININE PLANS? YOU AND HERO DOCTOR SARA COULD BOND OVER HOW YOU ARE BADASS AND WONDERFUL AND DATE AWESOME GUYS WHO ARE SOMETIMES REALLY STUPID ABOUT SIMPLE SHIT BUT YOU LOVE THEM ANYWAY
OH MY GOD 2010 OH MY GOD
And then I turned over to watch the last 5 minutes of AI and AAAAAAAGH SERIOUSLY SHOW SERIOUSLY
GET USED TO THIS, IT'S JUST GONNA BE ALL CAPS AND WEEPING ON FRIDAY FOR PRISON BREAK
JULIET IS WORTH ABOUT SIX KATES, FOR REAL. HIT A BOMB WITH A ROCK. DEAR JULIET, PLS TO BE ENDING UP IN A MEXICAN CITY BY THE SEA, DEFENDING IT AGAINST ZOMBIES. YOU CAN TOTES BRING MOST OF THE GANG, INCLUDING DANIEL AND CHARLOTTE AND POOR DEAD BOONE
KATE AUSTIN, DESTROYER OF WORLDS (AND RELATIONSHIPS). OH MY GOD, WHY WON'T SHE DIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE
SO, WHAT, JACOB IS GOOD AND HIS BUDDY IN THE BLACK SHIRT (DEAR LOST: REALLY SUBTLE, THERE) IS EVIL? BECAUSE EVIL CAN TOTES POSE AS DEAD PEOPLE. AND MIGHT HAVE BEEN, THIS WHOLE TIME--
--OH MY GOD, WHAT IF IT WAS EVIL NOT!JACOB WHO APPEARED TO LOCKE IN HIS PEYOTE DREAM AND NOT POOR DEAD BOONE? I HATE YOU SHOW, COME BACK SOONER
JACK AND SAWYER HAVE BEEN WAITING TO BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF EACH OTHER SINCE THEY MET
I'M TOTALLY NOT USING PUNCTUATION, AM I? OH GOD
ROSE + BERNARD 4EVA, YOU GUYS. THEY LIVE IN THE WOODS AND ARE BLASE ABOUT THIS WHOLE THING AND JUST WANT TO BE TOGETHER 'TIL THEY DIE. HAVE I MENTIONED I LOVE THEM? BECAUSE I TOTALLY DO
I ALSO MIGHT POSSIBLY HAVE A WEE CRUSH ON RICHARD ALPERT. AND MAYBE POOR DEAD DANIEL. SERIOUSLY, WHY DO I ALWAYS LIKE DUDES ON THIS SHOW WHO ARE DEAD? EXCEPT FOR BABY!PUNK!MILES, WHO IS ALSO PRETTY GODDAMN AWESOME
CANNOT STRESS ENOUGH HOW MUCH I <333 JULIET. CAN YOU GO TO FLORIDA NOW AND SAVE MICHAEL SCOFIELD FROM HIMSELF AND HIS ASININE PLANS? YOU AND HERO DOCTOR SARA COULD BOND OVER HOW YOU ARE BADASS AND WONDERFUL AND DATE AWESOME GUYS WHO ARE SOMETIMES REALLY STUPID ABOUT SIMPLE SHIT BUT YOU LOVE THEM ANYWAY
OH MY GOD 2010 OH MY GOD
And then I turned over to watch the last 5 minutes of AI and AAAAAAAGH SERIOUSLY SHOW SERIOUSLY
GET USED TO THIS, IT'S JUST GONNA BE ALL CAPS AND WEEPING ON FRIDAY FOR PRISON BREAK