fucker >.< BURN IN THE DWARF WARD, FUCKA
Spoke to Mouth. As per usual.
Thorondir: *writes that on Mouth's arm*
Mouth: *rolls eyes*
Thorondir: *beams*
Thorondir: *writes 'ponce' on Mouth's forehead*
Mouth: *writes neoteinia on Thorondir's forehead*
neoteinia - ( )
A state of prolonged immaturity
Thorondir: ...
Mouth: *half grin and tries to rub out the writing on his own forehead*
Thorondir: *gnaw*
Mouth: *ruffles Thorondir's hair* What?
Thorondir: Hungry
Mouth: We really need a good cook... Mn. If only Gwathren wasn't so distractable I'd trust her more with the stove...
Thorondir: *gnaw*
Mouth: I am not food.
Thorondir: You aren't doing anything I'd find a reason to spare you for, so you're dinner.
Mouth: Ouch! ......Leftover grilled cheese sandwich?
Thorondir: *gnaw* no
Mouth: ...Mashed potatoes, ramen, pancakes, apple?
Thorondir: leg o' mouth?
Mouth: Gah! OUCH! Off you little vampire...I think you almost drew blood that time...
Thorondir: Vampire? *crawls up into Mouth's lap and bites his neck*
Mouth: o.o um....no.
Thorondir: vampires bite the neck. The book said so
Mouth: Yes but I think you've filled your biting quota for today.
Thorondir: *bite*
Mouth: ... *nips back*
Thorondir: You aren't a proper vampire. That's barely a bite
Mouth: No I'm afraid I'm not. Which means I'm hungry for real food and coffee!
Thorondir: no! no food for you!
Mouth: I'm wasting away... I'm starving...
Thorondir: *pokes Mouth's side* You could make it for a bit longer, I reckon
Mouth: Are you so sure about that?
Thorondir: yes
Mouth: I'm dangerous when hungry...off rar.
Thorondir: can't eat me, I'm cute
Mouth: Oh? *bites at his collarbone*
Thorondir: O.O *swat*
Mouth: *grin and bites harder* Off.
Thorondir: *bitesb back*
Mouth: *tries to push Thorondir off* Enough enough...
Thorondir: *wraps around Mouth* You broke my heart so now I get to eat you
Mouth: Feeling faint with hunger... *goes limp*
Thorondir: ...time to take advantage of you then :D
Mouth: *lies perfectly still*
Thorondir: *begins such*
Mouth: GAH! *jumps up and pushes Thorondir off* NO TOUCHEE!
Thorondir: I KNEW YOU WERE FAKING IT
Thorondir: *continues molestation anyway*
Mouth: O.O
Thorondir: yes?
Mouth: Please don't.
Thorondir: not hurting you
Mouth: I'm respecting your dislike of being bound with air...
Thorondir: *stops*
Mouth: *swallows* Thank you.
Thorondir: bored now
Mouth: ...not that I suppose it matters but you are trying to seduce me BECAUSE YOU ARE BORED???
Thorondir: *innocent look*
Mouth: Faugh. Don't you have chores to do now?
Thorondir: *presses up against Mouth's chest and drapes arms over Mouth's shoulders* You think I'm doing this because I'm bored?
Mouth: *looks down coolly* Yes.
Thorondir: *pulls his face as close to Mouth's as he can* naw. I'm doing it because I sort of trust you.
Mouth: *blinks rapidly and tries to pull back* Trust me? But I killed you...and...
Thorondir: *shrug*
Thorondir: *drops his head on Mouth's chest* Although boredom and opportunity have a pretty big part in my timing, actually
Mouth: ...trust me with what?
Thorondir: What do you think?
Mouth: I have no idea.
Thorondir: not enlightening you.
Mouth: Why?
Thorondir: Don't feel like it :D
Mouth: Well don't trust me too much... *eyedarts*
Thorondir: What do you mean?
Mouth: I have a way of letting people down. That's all.
Thorondir: Heavens. That's never happened to me before
Mouth: I just don't want to make things worse for you...
Thorondir: Well, you've already rejected me quite enough
Mouth: *hugs*
Thorondir: if you'd give me a chance I'd be a lot better than Ioreth o.o
Mouth: ...It wouldn't be like that.
Thorondir: what do you mean?
Mouth: Reguardless of what happens these next two weeks I'm going back to Ioreth. Because I said I would.
Thorondir: >.< Could change your mind. I'd be good. I swear
Mouth: ....I know you would be. But I care too much for the both of you to do it. So.
Thorondir: She's already crazy! She won't care beyond the next experiment!
Mouth: But you wouldn't last beyond the next experiment if she found out.
Thorondir: ...would to.
Mouth: I would end up hurting you and I promised I wouldn't.
Thorondir: If you'd just stick to what I want I wouldn't get hurt o.o
Mouth: What do you want?
Thorondir: You. And at least a fucking chance to prove I wouldn't be so bad
Mouth: *leans down and kisses* I never said I thought you would be bad...
Thorondir: *kisses back and clings* Then?
Mouth: ....I'm hungry.
Thorondir: o.o
Mouth: *Pulls away and hunts down some leftovers* Understand this. No matter how good you are I would still go back to Ioreth...
Thorondir: *why*
Mouth: Because I LOVE her. It's something beyond the sex. It's who she is and because I keep my promises to her.
Thorondir: >.< that's not fair
Mouth: It IS fair. Brutally so. It means that while you can never replace her, she can never replace you.
Thorondir: ...
Mouth: *bites his lip hard*
Thorondir: *ducks his head down*
Mouth: *eyedarts* Baguel?
Thorondir: ...no. *wipes at his face with his sleeve*
Mouth: ... *rubs his shoulders* There, there...
Thorondir: i give up
Mouth: It's probably for the best...
Thorondir: i'm sorry. I'll stop bothering you
Mouth: *hugs°
Thorondir: *shrugs Mouth off* I have chores to do anyway. And my bed to make, since I'll be sleeping in it again
Mouth: ...you weren't that much of a bother...
Thorondir: *goes*
Mouth: Bloody fucking hell. Wish doing the right thing didn't make me feel so bad...
so. yeah. I get the idea, finally.
this would be a lot easier if he hadn't made it seem like I had a fucking chance with those kisses and...stuff
I'll just be over here. Bashing my head against the wall and cleaning my room.
Thorondir: *writes that on Mouth's arm*
Mouth: *rolls eyes*
Thorondir: *beams*
Thorondir: *writes 'ponce' on Mouth's forehead*
Mouth: *writes neoteinia on Thorondir's forehead*
neoteinia - ( )
A state of prolonged immaturity
Thorondir: ...
Mouth: *half grin and tries to rub out the writing on his own forehead*
Thorondir: *gnaw*
Mouth: *ruffles Thorondir's hair* What?
Thorondir: Hungry
Mouth: We really need a good cook... Mn. If only Gwathren wasn't so distractable I'd trust her more with the stove...
Thorondir: *gnaw*
Mouth: I am not food.
Thorondir: You aren't doing anything I'd find a reason to spare you for, so you're dinner.
Mouth: Ouch! ......Leftover grilled cheese sandwich?
Thorondir: *gnaw* no
Mouth: ...Mashed potatoes, ramen, pancakes, apple?
Thorondir: leg o' mouth?
Mouth: Gah! OUCH! Off you little vampire...I think you almost drew blood that time...
Thorondir: Vampire? *crawls up into Mouth's lap and bites his neck*
Mouth: o.o um....no.
Thorondir: vampires bite the neck. The book said so
Mouth: Yes but I think you've filled your biting quota for today.
Thorondir: *bite*
Mouth: ... *nips back*
Thorondir: You aren't a proper vampire. That's barely a bite
Mouth: No I'm afraid I'm not. Which means I'm hungry for real food and coffee!
Thorondir: no! no food for you!
Mouth: I'm wasting away... I'm starving...
Thorondir: *pokes Mouth's side* You could make it for a bit longer, I reckon
Mouth: Are you so sure about that?
Thorondir: yes
Mouth: I'm dangerous when hungry...off rar.
Thorondir: can't eat me, I'm cute
Mouth: Oh? *bites at his collarbone*
Thorondir: O.O *swat*
Mouth: *grin and bites harder* Off.
Thorondir: *bitesb back*
Mouth: *tries to push Thorondir off* Enough enough...
Thorondir: *wraps around Mouth* You broke my heart so now I get to eat you
Mouth: Feeling faint with hunger... *goes limp*
Thorondir: ...time to take advantage of you then :D
Mouth: *lies perfectly still*
Thorondir: *begins such*
Mouth: GAH! *jumps up and pushes Thorondir off* NO TOUCHEE!
Thorondir: I KNEW YOU WERE FAKING IT
Thorondir: *continues molestation anyway*
Mouth: O.O
Thorondir: yes?
Mouth: Please don't.
Thorondir: not hurting you
Mouth: I'm respecting your dislike of being bound with air...
Thorondir: *stops*
Mouth: *swallows* Thank you.
Thorondir: bored now
Mouth: ...not that I suppose it matters but you are trying to seduce me BECAUSE YOU ARE BORED???
Thorondir: *innocent look*
Mouth: Faugh. Don't you have chores to do now?
Thorondir: *presses up against Mouth's chest and drapes arms over Mouth's shoulders* You think I'm doing this because I'm bored?
Mouth: *looks down coolly* Yes.
Thorondir: *pulls his face as close to Mouth's as he can* naw. I'm doing it because I sort of trust you.
Mouth: *blinks rapidly and tries to pull back* Trust me? But I killed you...and...
Thorondir: *shrug*
Thorondir: *drops his head on Mouth's chest* Although boredom and opportunity have a pretty big part in my timing, actually
Mouth: ...trust me with what?
Thorondir: What do you think?
Mouth: I have no idea.
Thorondir: not enlightening you.
Mouth: Why?
Thorondir: Don't feel like it :D
Mouth: Well don't trust me too much... *eyedarts*
Thorondir: What do you mean?
Mouth: I have a way of letting people down. That's all.
Thorondir: Heavens. That's never happened to me before
Mouth: I just don't want to make things worse for you...
Thorondir: Well, you've already rejected me quite enough
Mouth: *hugs*
Thorondir: if you'd give me a chance I'd be a lot better than Ioreth o.o
Mouth: ...It wouldn't be like that.
Thorondir: what do you mean?
Mouth: Reguardless of what happens these next two weeks I'm going back to Ioreth. Because I said I would.
Thorondir: >.< Could change your mind. I'd be good. I swear
Mouth: ....I know you would be. But I care too much for the both of you to do it. So.
Thorondir: She's already crazy! She won't care beyond the next experiment!
Mouth: But you wouldn't last beyond the next experiment if she found out.
Thorondir: ...would to.
Mouth: I would end up hurting you and I promised I wouldn't.
Thorondir: If you'd just stick to what I want I wouldn't get hurt o.o
Mouth: What do you want?
Thorondir: You. And at least a fucking chance to prove I wouldn't be so bad
Mouth: *leans down and kisses* I never said I thought you would be bad...
Thorondir: *kisses back and clings* Then?
Mouth: ....I'm hungry.
Thorondir: o.o
Mouth: *Pulls away and hunts down some leftovers* Understand this. No matter how good you are I would still go back to Ioreth...
Thorondir: *why*
Mouth: Because I LOVE her. It's something beyond the sex. It's who she is and because I keep my promises to her.
Thorondir: >.< that's not fair
Mouth: It IS fair. Brutally so. It means that while you can never replace her, she can never replace you.
Thorondir: ...
Mouth: *bites his lip hard*
Thorondir: *ducks his head down*
Mouth: *eyedarts* Baguel?
Thorondir: ...no. *wipes at his face with his sleeve*
Mouth: ... *rubs his shoulders* There, there...
Thorondir: i give up
Mouth: It's probably for the best...
Thorondir: i'm sorry. I'll stop bothering you
Mouth: *hugs°
Thorondir: *shrugs Mouth off* I have chores to do anyway. And my bed to make, since I'll be sleeping in it again
Mouth: ...you weren't that much of a bother...
Thorondir: *goes*
Mouth: Bloody fucking hell. Wish doing the right thing didn't make me feel so bad...
so. yeah. I get the idea, finally.
this would be a lot easier if he hadn't made it seem like I had a fucking chance with those kisses and...stuff
I'll just be over here. Bashing my head against the wall and cleaning my room.