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Today was busy. I had to re-shelf most of Mouth's books. alskl;kas stupid boobytraps on the topshelf.
I have no other work. Whatchoo talking about. ¬.¬ no chores for Thorondir.
Thorondir: *seduce*
Gwathren: *eyedarts* Hi? Um....Mouth is trying his luck with grilled cheese sandwiches and an iron...
Thorondir: *shrugs, seduces Gwathren*
Gwathren: *backs up* uuummmmm....you know you're not just a little creepy like that...
Thorondir: I'm booored
Gwathren: You could help me move...I think I'm supposed to be going to your room.
Thorondir: ew. no
Gwathren: It's not my fault...maybe I can convince Grima to give me half a closet or something.
Thorondir: You do that
Gwathren: ...right. See you later then. Oh and you might want to start doing your own chores.
Thorondir: Wait, what. chores?
Gwathren: I'm tired of doing your chores for you.
Thorondir: I thought you liked doing chores
Gwathren: Not any more than you like doing them. The only difference is I do them.
Gwathren: Anyways. You don't want someone who messes everything up doing your chores do you?
Thorondir: ...do my chores, wench
Gwathren: Why? You don't pay any attention to me even if I do.
Thorondir: You want me to pay attention to you?
Gwathren: Just a little. You don't even talk to me anymore.
Thorondir: o.O
Gwathren: And it's not as if you're using your room anyways. >.< Probably wouldn't even notice me if I did move in.
Thorondir: it's MY room
Gwathren: And their YOUR chores.
Thorondir: they're YOURS now
Gwathren: Fine. Just nevermind. *turns on her heel and walks off to find Grima*
Thorondir: o.o bah
o.o she's crazy.
Mouth: *walks in* Grilled Cheese! Hum...is something wrong with Gwathren?
Thorondir: She's a stupid bitch? I don't know. *steals a sandwich*
Mouth: *eyedarts* oh? *sits down*
Thorondir: mm food
Mouth: What was she being stupid about?
Thorondir: I don't know
Mouth: I thought you two got along...
Thorondir: *shrug*
Mouth: *munches on a sandwich* You know you'll have to spend a good amount of time with her if you want to fix her eventually.
Thorondir: Later when she's not having a snit
Mouth: *nods* Not talking about immediately...just in the long term... Would make things easier if you stayed on her good side overall..
Mouth: *cleans things around the room*
Thorondir: She said she won't do my chores anymore o.o
Mouth: Well you have two choices then. Try to convince her to keep doing them or do them yourself... And really doing something besides staying holed up in this room with books won't hurt you.
Thorondir: I like being holed up with books
Mouth: Really? I couldn't tell. *wry smile*
Thorondir: Are you mocking me?
Mouth: Not mocking so much as vaguely amused. *ruffles Thorondir's hair and goes back to tiding*
Thorondir: *hmphs and grabs a book*
Mouth: What are you reading now?
Thorondir: That book you kept taking from me?
Mouth: Oh.
Thorondir: pictures :D
Mouth: Eru. *rolls eyes*
Thorondir: Eru, interestingly, has made a few appearences in them
Mouth: *blinks* You know. You just enjoy and I don't want to know..
Thorondir: Can someone actually bend like this?
Mouth: ...yes and no it's not entirely comfort....er nevermind.
Thorondir: *looks curious*
Mouth: *drys dishes intently*
Thorondir: *grabs Mouth's leg*
Mouth: *slightly alarmed look* what?
Thorondir: *hooks it over his shoulder* Seeing if it can actually be done..*grabs Mouth's arm*
Mouth: O.O GAH!
Thorondir: *looks up* What?
Mouth: *tries to disentangle from Thorondir* am not a test subject.
Thorondir: Sure you are
Mouth: ...here...off.
Thorondir: Can you arch your back a little?
Mouth: >.< *continues tring to push Thorondir off* This is the bloody reason I didn't want you to get that book in the first place...
Thorondir: What? My childlike enthusiasm for new concepts?
Mouth: Not exactly but childlike plays into it.
Thorondir: What do you mean?
Mouth: You. Are. A. Child. *pulls free of Thorondir* Not doing anything to you...
Thorondir: You're just*posing*
Mouth: Posing? How so?
Thorondir: The picture. I want you in that pose to see if someone really can. You're still wearing clothes!
Thorondir: And I am not a child
Mouth: >.< Just accept my word that it is possible and move on to the next page if you must.
Thorondir: ;_;
Mouth: ¬.¬
Thorondir: *slinks back to the book* ;_;
Mouth: ...pulled a muscle the last time...
Thorondir: Why were you doing it? o.O
Mouth: Don'twanttotalkaboutit.
Thorondir: tell me!
Mouth: Fine. To make someone happy and to prove I could.
Thorondir: okay :D thank you
Mouth: >.<
Thorondir: what?
Mouth: ¬.¬ nothing.
Thorondir: I probably can't do that pose. I like keeping my joints easily located. *flips the page* This one, maybe
Mouth: stupid book
Thorondir: *holds it up to show the picture to Mouth*
Mouth: ...ah. Very nice. *looks away quickly*
Thorondir: You've got neat books
Mouth: *in an undertone* Something of a give I should've gotten rid of... *louder* Um.. but rather proud of my histories...
Thorondir: I've looked at those. Hey, is this weird rope thing required?
Mouth: ...what?
Thorondir: *scurries back up to Mouth and points at the picture*
Mouth: ...umm. Yes. Although if you shift the weight back a bit you could do without it....
Thorondir: *considers*
Mouth: Shouldn't you put that away now?
Thorondir: Why?
Mouth: Because you've bugged me with it enough for one night.
Thorondir: *cling*
Mouth: You're a piece of work. *pats*
Thorondir: Coould I convince you to help me try some of these?
Mouth: Trotter's alive again... why don't you get him to try them out... >.<
Thorondir: *hits Mouth*
Mouth: Owww Bloody Hell....
Thorondir: ¬.¬
Mouth: I'm going to have a bruise.
Thorondir: Serves you right
Mouth: Mmf. Maybe but I think I was dead or gone whenever what happened between you two stopped.
Thorondir: What?
Mouth: Thought maybe you were using me as a replacement until Trotter got back? Remember catching you with Trotter in Erendis' body...don't think I was conscious when your relationship with him went sour.
Thorondir: ...*HITS*
Mouth: >.< *bites lip hard* Bloody being honest... *walks over to the bed and sits down on it*
Thorondir: *glares at Mouth*
Mouth: I didn't...I don't know what happened. I'm sorry. Won't say anything else. *slumps*
Thorondir: I can tell you what happened. One thing which ended in him telling me I was just a distraction from the Alcawyn thing and another one that was just to fuck with peoples heads. That would be the thing you 'witnessed'. The last time I tried anything he ended up smashing my head into the leg of his bed because I was *obviously* doing it all just to get him in trouble.
Mouth: ...Oh. *swallows* I'm sorry.
Thorondir: ¬.¬ replacement for trotter?
Mouth: You didn't show any interest in me before Ioreth gave him an extended vacation from being recloned...and since I thought well - after the Erendis thing... Well. You know.
Thorondir: I don't know
Mouth: Promise not to hit me again?
Thorondir: Don't mention Trotter then
Mouth: Can't really explain what I thought without mentioning him.
Thorondir: *glares*
Mouth: *shrugs* I didn't know what happened and my guesses were wrong.
Thorondir: *turns his back on Mouth*
Mouth: You didn't voluenteer this information earlier. *sigh* Listen you have my most sincere and humble apology. I really am sorry.
Thorondir: You're the one who likes to do random confessions. I'm just here to seduce you with my wiles
Mouth: Can't you just skip the seduction already?
Thorondir: Not until you do something like bash my head in, no. *reads*
Mouth: I don't want to bash your head it. I just want a pleasant platonic relationship. You wouldn't be happy with me if I did give into your wishes.
Thorondir: Says who?
Mouth: You said it yourself. You disliked it when Trotter viewed you a break from Alacawyn. I'm going back to Ioreth in two weeks...it wouldn't be fair to use you as a break like he did.
Thorondir: oh
Mouth: *looks down*
Thorondir: *goes back to his book*
Mouth: *deep breath and crawls under the covers. Turn off the light when you finish reading please...
Thorondir: k
I'll just sit here. And look winsome. And sad. Fuckers >.<
Mouth: AH HAH! I WIIIIIN!!!!
Thorondir: *broken-hearted*
Mouth: ....
Thorondir: *puts book down and grabs a history one*
Mouth: ....miss ioreth...
Thorondir: ;_;
Mouth: *pats awkwardly*
Thorondir: *scurries out of reach*
Mouth: ... ;_;
Thorondir: *steals a blanket and burrows*
Mouth: I was honest and fair...I did what was right...
Thorondir: that isn't really making me feel better
Mouth: Anything I can do to make you feel better now that won't make you feel terrible later?
Thorondir: *shrug*
Mouth: Come here. *hugs* It'll all be okay eventually..
Thorondir: *curls up* barring chances of death and no-cloning. which around here could be tomorrow o.o
Mouth: *is silent and just pets*
Thorondir: *sighs*
Mouth: ...just want you to be okay.
Thorondir: bah! bah bah bah
Mouth: What?
Thorondir: to you *prod* wanting me to be okay
Mouth: ...it's how I care about people...that's all.
Thorondir: ¬.¬
Mouth: Am maybe a little overprotective at times...
Thorondir: a little?
Mouth: Better than not enough.
Thorondir: Don't want to be protected o.o
Mouth: Why...that doesn't make sense. Sounds like you'd get hurt more.
Thorondir: Well. See, the last time you were trying to help me you killed me. And that's like, the one instance of someone trying to do anything like that. Sooo...
Mouth: But that has very little bearing on this situation...and you know I'm right this time.
Thorondir: do not
Mouth: ...well wouldn't you hate me if I left you for Ioreth?
Thorondir: don't get the Ioreth thing. What's wrong with *me*? My face isn't half scar anymore and from what I've heard people say about Tilion that must apply to me too...
Mouth: ...there's nothing wrong with you.
Thorondir: then?
Mouth: You're beautiful...but I love Ioreth. She brought me back to life twice... She's put up with me
Thorondir: Didn't she kill you one of those times? Does that cancel it out? ...beautiful, eh
Mouth: She hasn't killed me...tried to once - Trotter killed me and I committed suicide before I came here. How you got me
Thorondir: Wasn't there. Wouldn't know.
Thorondir: for the second one, anyway.
Mouth: It's mostly my fault. Thought if we started over it would work better...
Thorondir: *curls up*
Mouth: *plays with Thorondir's hair a bit* You'll be fine..
Thorondir: *eyes Mouth*
Mouth: what?
Thorondir: at least you haven't called it a phase
Mouth: ...oh. *looks down*
Thorondir: *pinch*
Mouth: *pinches back* In another four weeks you'll be back to "eeww Mouth touched me quick fetch the boiling water so that I might cleanse myself."
Thorondir: will not!
Mouth: Hm. We'll see.
Thorondir: *fiddles with the catches of Mouth's shirt*
Mouth: *closes eyes, leans forward and rests his head on Thorondir's shoulder*
Thorondir: please?
Mouth: *blinks* No.
Thorondir: why?
Mouth: Because if I did I'd hurt you...maybe not intentionally but I would and I've promised not to.
Thorondir: me and my damn fragileness
Mouth: *bites lip and nuzzles*
Thorondir: hmph. *nuzzles back*
Mouth: *half smile* feeling any better?
Thorondir: Beyond my poor crushed self-esteem, yes
Mouth: Not so sure your poor crushed self esteem is either poor or crushed.
Thorondir: is too
Mouth: You're a hansome, interesting young manwho will mature into a intelligent and worthwhile adult. ...better?
Thorondir: ¬.¬ You're still making me sound like a kid
Mouth: You're the only person for whom I may have picked up a slight case of neanilagnia for?
Thorondir: only slight? I'll have to try harder. After all, I get a prize if I keep at this.
Mouth: Damned imp - perfectly healthy ego. Am going to bed.
Thorondir: *plots*
I have no other work. Whatchoo talking about. ¬.¬ no chores for Thorondir.
Thorondir: *seduce*
Gwathren: *eyedarts* Hi? Um....Mouth is trying his luck with grilled cheese sandwiches and an iron...
Thorondir: *shrugs, seduces Gwathren*
Gwathren: *backs up* uuummmmm....you know you're not just a little creepy like that...
Thorondir: I'm booored
Gwathren: You could help me move...I think I'm supposed to be going to your room.
Thorondir: ew. no
Gwathren: It's not my fault...maybe I can convince Grima to give me half a closet or something.
Thorondir: You do that
Gwathren: ...right. See you later then. Oh and you might want to start doing your own chores.
Thorondir: Wait, what. chores?
Gwathren: I'm tired of doing your chores for you.
Thorondir: I thought you liked doing chores
Gwathren: Not any more than you like doing them. The only difference is I do them.
Gwathren: Anyways. You don't want someone who messes everything up doing your chores do you?
Thorondir: ...do my chores, wench
Gwathren: Why? You don't pay any attention to me even if I do.
Thorondir: You want me to pay attention to you?
Gwathren: Just a little. You don't even talk to me anymore.
Thorondir: o.O
Gwathren: And it's not as if you're using your room anyways. >.< Probably wouldn't even notice me if I did move in.
Thorondir: it's MY room
Gwathren: And their YOUR chores.
Thorondir: they're YOURS now
Gwathren: Fine. Just nevermind. *turns on her heel and walks off to find Grima*
Thorondir: o.o bah
o.o she's crazy.
Mouth: *walks in* Grilled Cheese! Hum...is something wrong with Gwathren?
Thorondir: She's a stupid bitch? I don't know. *steals a sandwich*
Mouth: *eyedarts* oh? *sits down*
Thorondir: mm food
Mouth: What was she being stupid about?
Thorondir: I don't know
Mouth: I thought you two got along...
Thorondir: *shrug*
Mouth: *munches on a sandwich* You know you'll have to spend a good amount of time with her if you want to fix her eventually.
Thorondir: Later when she's not having a snit
Mouth: *nods* Not talking about immediately...just in the long term... Would make things easier if you stayed on her good side overall..
Mouth: *cleans things around the room*
Thorondir: She said she won't do my chores anymore o.o
Mouth: Well you have two choices then. Try to convince her to keep doing them or do them yourself... And really doing something besides staying holed up in this room with books won't hurt you.
Thorondir: I like being holed up with books
Mouth: Really? I couldn't tell. *wry smile*
Thorondir: Are you mocking me?
Mouth: Not mocking so much as vaguely amused. *ruffles Thorondir's hair and goes back to tiding*
Thorondir: *hmphs and grabs a book*
Mouth: What are you reading now?
Thorondir: That book you kept taking from me?
Mouth: Oh.
Thorondir: pictures :D
Mouth: Eru. *rolls eyes*
Thorondir: Eru, interestingly, has made a few appearences in them
Mouth: *blinks* You know. You just enjoy and I don't want to know..
Thorondir: Can someone actually bend like this?
Mouth: ...yes and no it's not entirely comfort....er nevermind.
Thorondir: *looks curious*
Mouth: *drys dishes intently*
Thorondir: *grabs Mouth's leg*
Mouth: *slightly alarmed look* what?
Thorondir: *hooks it over his shoulder* Seeing if it can actually be done..*grabs Mouth's arm*
Mouth: O.O GAH!
Thorondir: *looks up* What?
Mouth: *tries to disentangle from Thorondir* am not a test subject.
Thorondir: Sure you are
Mouth: ...here...off.
Thorondir: Can you arch your back a little?
Mouth: >.< *continues tring to push Thorondir off* This is the bloody reason I didn't want you to get that book in the first place...
Thorondir: What? My childlike enthusiasm for new concepts?
Mouth: Not exactly but childlike plays into it.
Thorondir: What do you mean?
Mouth: You. Are. A. Child. *pulls free of Thorondir* Not doing anything to you...
Thorondir: You're just*posing*
Mouth: Posing? How so?
Thorondir: The picture. I want you in that pose to see if someone really can. You're still wearing clothes!
Thorondir: And I am not a child
Mouth: >.< Just accept my word that it is possible and move on to the next page if you must.
Thorondir: ;_;
Mouth: ¬.¬
Thorondir: *slinks back to the book* ;_;
Mouth: ...pulled a muscle the last time...
Thorondir: Why were you doing it? o.O
Mouth: Don'twanttotalkaboutit.
Thorondir: tell me!
Mouth: Fine. To make someone happy and to prove I could.
Thorondir: okay :D thank you
Mouth: >.<
Thorondir: what?
Mouth: ¬.¬ nothing.
Thorondir: I probably can't do that pose. I like keeping my joints easily located. *flips the page* This one, maybe
Mouth: stupid book
Thorondir: *holds it up to show the picture to Mouth*
Mouth: ...ah. Very nice. *looks away quickly*
Thorondir: You've got neat books
Mouth: *in an undertone* Something of a give I should've gotten rid of... *louder* Um.. but rather proud of my histories...
Thorondir: I've looked at those. Hey, is this weird rope thing required?
Mouth: ...what?
Thorondir: *scurries back up to Mouth and points at the picture*
Mouth: ...umm. Yes. Although if you shift the weight back a bit you could do without it....
Thorondir: *considers*
Mouth: Shouldn't you put that away now?
Thorondir: Why?
Mouth: Because you've bugged me with it enough for one night.
Thorondir: *cling*
Mouth: You're a piece of work. *pats*
Thorondir: Coould I convince you to help me try some of these?
Mouth: Trotter's alive again... why don't you get him to try them out... >.<
Thorondir: *hits Mouth*
Mouth: Owww Bloody Hell....
Thorondir: ¬.¬
Mouth: I'm going to have a bruise.
Thorondir: Serves you right
Mouth: Mmf. Maybe but I think I was dead or gone whenever what happened between you two stopped.
Thorondir: What?
Mouth: Thought maybe you were using me as a replacement until Trotter got back? Remember catching you with Trotter in Erendis' body...don't think I was conscious when your relationship with him went sour.
Thorondir: ...*HITS*
Mouth: >.< *bites lip hard* Bloody being honest... *walks over to the bed and sits down on it*
Thorondir: *glares at Mouth*
Mouth: I didn't...I don't know what happened. I'm sorry. Won't say anything else. *slumps*
Thorondir: I can tell you what happened. One thing which ended in him telling me I was just a distraction from the Alcawyn thing and another one that was just to fuck with peoples heads. That would be the thing you 'witnessed'. The last time I tried anything he ended up smashing my head into the leg of his bed because I was *obviously* doing it all just to get him in trouble.
Mouth: ...Oh. *swallows* I'm sorry.
Thorondir: ¬.¬ replacement for trotter?
Mouth: You didn't show any interest in me before Ioreth gave him an extended vacation from being recloned...and since I thought well - after the Erendis thing... Well. You know.
Thorondir: I don't know
Mouth: Promise not to hit me again?
Thorondir: Don't mention Trotter then
Mouth: Can't really explain what I thought without mentioning him.
Thorondir: *glares*
Mouth: *shrugs* I didn't know what happened and my guesses were wrong.
Thorondir: *turns his back on Mouth*
Mouth: You didn't voluenteer this information earlier. *sigh* Listen you have my most sincere and humble apology. I really am sorry.
Thorondir: You're the one who likes to do random confessions. I'm just here to seduce you with my wiles
Mouth: Can't you just skip the seduction already?
Thorondir: Not until you do something like bash my head in, no. *reads*
Mouth: I don't want to bash your head it. I just want a pleasant platonic relationship. You wouldn't be happy with me if I did give into your wishes.
Thorondir: Says who?
Mouth: You said it yourself. You disliked it when Trotter viewed you a break from Alacawyn. I'm going back to Ioreth in two weeks...it wouldn't be fair to use you as a break like he did.
Thorondir: oh
Mouth: *looks down*
Thorondir: *goes back to his book*
Mouth: *deep breath and crawls under the covers. Turn off the light when you finish reading please...
Thorondir: k
I'll just sit here. And look winsome. And sad. Fuckers >.<
Mouth: AH HAH! I WIIIIIN!!!!
Thorondir: *broken-hearted*
Mouth: ....
Thorondir: *puts book down and grabs a history one*
Mouth: ....miss ioreth...
Thorondir: ;_;
Mouth: *pats awkwardly*
Thorondir: *scurries out of reach*
Mouth: ... ;_;
Thorondir: *steals a blanket and burrows*
Mouth: I was honest and fair...I did what was right...
Thorondir: that isn't really making me feel better
Mouth: Anything I can do to make you feel better now that won't make you feel terrible later?
Thorondir: *shrug*
Mouth: Come here. *hugs* It'll all be okay eventually..
Thorondir: *curls up* barring chances of death and no-cloning. which around here could be tomorrow o.o
Mouth: *is silent and just pets*
Thorondir: *sighs*
Mouth: ...just want you to be okay.
Thorondir: bah! bah bah bah
Mouth: What?
Thorondir: to you *prod* wanting me to be okay
Mouth: ...it's how I care about people...that's all.
Thorondir: ¬.¬
Mouth: Am maybe a little overprotective at times...
Thorondir: a little?
Mouth: Better than not enough.
Thorondir: Don't want to be protected o.o
Mouth: Why...that doesn't make sense. Sounds like you'd get hurt more.
Thorondir: Well. See, the last time you were trying to help me you killed me. And that's like, the one instance of someone trying to do anything like that. Sooo...
Mouth: But that has very little bearing on this situation...and you know I'm right this time.
Thorondir: do not
Mouth: ...well wouldn't you hate me if I left you for Ioreth?
Thorondir: don't get the Ioreth thing. What's wrong with *me*? My face isn't half scar anymore and from what I've heard people say about Tilion that must apply to me too...
Mouth: ...there's nothing wrong with you.
Thorondir: then?
Mouth: You're beautiful...but I love Ioreth. She brought me back to life twice... She's put up with me
Thorondir: Didn't she kill you one of those times? Does that cancel it out? ...beautiful, eh
Mouth: She hasn't killed me...tried to once - Trotter killed me and I committed suicide before I came here. How you got me
Thorondir: Wasn't there. Wouldn't know.
Thorondir: for the second one, anyway.
Mouth: It's mostly my fault. Thought if we started over it would work better...
Thorondir: *curls up*
Mouth: *plays with Thorondir's hair a bit* You'll be fine..
Thorondir: *eyes Mouth*
Mouth: what?
Thorondir: at least you haven't called it a phase
Mouth: ...oh. *looks down*
Thorondir: *pinch*
Mouth: *pinches back* In another four weeks you'll be back to "eeww Mouth touched me quick fetch the boiling water so that I might cleanse myself."
Thorondir: will not!
Mouth: Hm. We'll see.
Thorondir: *fiddles with the catches of Mouth's shirt*
Mouth: *closes eyes, leans forward and rests his head on Thorondir's shoulder*
Thorondir: please?
Mouth: *blinks* No.
Thorondir: why?
Mouth: Because if I did I'd hurt you...maybe not intentionally but I would and I've promised not to.
Thorondir: me and my damn fragileness
Mouth: *bites lip and nuzzles*
Thorondir: hmph. *nuzzles back*
Mouth: *half smile* feeling any better?
Thorondir: Beyond my poor crushed self-esteem, yes
Mouth: Not so sure your poor crushed self esteem is either poor or crushed.
Thorondir: is too
Mouth: You're a hansome, interesting young manwho will mature into a intelligent and worthwhile adult. ...better?
Thorondir: ¬.¬ You're still making me sound like a kid
Mouth: You're the only person for whom I may have picked up a slight case of neanilagnia for?
Thorondir: only slight? I'll have to try harder. After all, I get a prize if I keep at this.
Mouth: Damned imp - perfectly healthy ego. Am going to bed.
Thorondir: *plots*