Hey. Does anyone know where we keep the sheets on this thing? Orange ones would be nice. Anyone mind if I dye a set? Also... spare hammocks? Do we have any? Because if we don't I'm sneaking into someone else's bunk. And I'm not announcing which until I do it.

Things I like to burn:

Wood
Paper
Marine documents
Marine uniforms
Ships
Metal
Lint
Desks
Headboards
Alcohol
Plastic
Gasoline
Charcoal
Thermite
Anything you can flambe
Some types of paint
Tents

Anyone got extra suggestions?