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What is a man's legacy? The things he leaves behind? The things that made him important to people who are left or the things that still make him important to them? More likely I think it was what he was willing to die for to protect. That's the true will of a man right there
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A lady approaches 'er priest an' says: "Father, I have a problem. I have two female talkin' parrots, but they only know how to say one thin'." "What do they say?" the priest inquires. "They only know how to say, 'Hi, we're prostitutes. Wanna have some fun?'" "That's terrible," the priest exclaims, "but I have a solution to yer problem. Brin' yer two female parrots 'ver to my house, an' I'll put 'em with my two male talkin' parrots whom I taught to pray an' read the bible. My parrots will teach yer parrots to stop sayin' that terrible phrase, an' yer female parrots will learn to praise an' worship." "Thank ya!" the woman responds. The next day, the woman brin's 'er female parrots to the priest's house. His two male parrots are holdin' rosary beads an' prayin' in their cage. The lady puts 'er two female parrots in with the male parrots, an' the female parrots say, "Hi, we're prostitutes, wanna have some fun?" One male parrot looks at the other male parrot an' exclaims, "Put the beads 'way. Our prayers have been answered!"
[Pfft, I think the only reason Duo got accepted at Preventer was because he showed what he could destroy do during the war.]
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Awesome.
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What natural disaster are pirates generally unaffected by?
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Dunno. What?
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Why is pirating addicting?
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Somethin' 'bout the rum, I bet.
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What do pirates say when they're about to start a fight?
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AAARRRR ya ready?
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Arrrrr ya ready to RUMble!!
This one's my favorite though.
A pirate walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened, you look terrible!"
"What do you mean?" the pirate replies, "I'm fine."
The bartender says, "But what about that wooden leg? You didn't have that before."
"Well," says the pirate, "We were in a battle at sea and a cannon ball hit my leg but the surgeon fixed me up, and I'm fine, really."
"Yeah," says the bartender, "But what about that hook? Last time I saw you, you had both hands."
"Well," says the pirate, "We were in another battle and we boarded the enemy ship. I was in a sword fight and my hand was cut off but the surgeon fixed me up with this hook, and I feel great, really."
"Oh," says the bartender, "What about that eye patch? Last time you were in here you had both eyes."
"Well," says the pirate, "One day when we were at sea, some birds were flying over the ship. I looked up, and one of them shat in my eye."
"So?" replied the bartender, "what happened? You couldn't have lost an eye just from some bird shit!"
"Well," says the pirate, "I really wasn't used to the hook yet."
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There's also one about a pirate who got a genie.
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The parrot looked disgustedly at the pirate and after a tension-filled moment spoke: "Now yee've done it!! Now we're goon to have to pee in the boat!"
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Ya just reminded me of a joke. What do ya call a gassy pirate?
Farrrrrrrty.
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