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This'll scare the pants off ya
Rightio kids, due to a suggestion by a chum who has asked to remain nameless (I actually forget who it is, e-mail me if it's you), I've decided to share with you some of the more disturbing and funny things I've discovered on the internet. Think of this as Issue #1.
Now for my first trick I'd like to direct your attention to here;
http://media.ebaumsworld.com/wmv/bunny_tapdancer.wmv
If that doesn't work
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/videos/bunny_tapdancer.html
You don't have to watch that first if you don't want to, but it's pointless in reading on if you haven't.
Beat your children, get a pipe of the finest tobacco money can buy, don a tweakable moustache and pour yourself a brandy before sitting back and being subjected to some lovely EDUTAINMENT!!! This is the lovely tale of a woman named the Goddess Bunny. Now this lovely lass wasn't always known as the goddess Bunny... For the roots to this rather disturbing person we must look back the days of yesteryear, so come with me, wont you?
Now still very little is known about the Goddess Bunny... Or should I say... Johnnie Baima! Or maybe I should say... Sandie Crisp! Because throw in either of those names on any search engine and you'll find the dear goddess Bunny in all her/his greatness.
Johnnie Baima was attacked by a wandering tribe of nomads known as "Polio". Polio kicked this dudes ass basically. And after several more ass-kickings at foster homes this dude eventually got over his polio and began to walk and move again. For reasons I can only assume were baggage from his obviously dysfunctional childhood this young man became anorexic and that's when things start to get... a little weird.
This little fellow decided that he'd kick off those heels of oppression and... strapping on some nice stiletto's instead. This transformation led to the birth of Sandie Crisp!. And boys, I've got more good news! Sandie was a hooker... and quite a successful one apparently! Whether she still is or not I really couldn't tell you.
The disturbing she-male with personality and flare proceeded to then take the underground transvestite scene by storm, being affectionately nicknamed 'The Goddess Bunny' she has been in a coupla movies and even a Marilyn Manson clip (Dope Show, for those who want to look it up! She has real personality apparently, she's quick-witted and a bit of a smartass. My sources inform me that she's "an object of wild, fetishistic worship by the denizens of west coast counter culture"
As it stands this young woman is currently;
A singer, dancer, actress and a model.
She has a movie out; www.imdb.com/title/tt0184527.
As for number two.... Well, first of all I would very much like you all to watch THIS;
http://www.fat-pie.com/milkman.htm
And then... I'd like you all to look at THIS; (if anyone can tell me how to put pictures in bulletins or blogs, that'd be lurvely)
http://www.snopes.com/photos/people/graphics/pepper1.jpg
Look familiar? I reckon Mr.David Firth may have based his character on Peppers, though I've been wrong before...
Say 'Allo' to Mr.Brian Peppers. A certified convict due to a nagging case of 'Gross Sexual Imposition'. It should be noted that he raped someone, for a more specific reason behind this, divert your attention to here;
http://www.highlandcoso.com/2907.05.htm
Anyway,
If this man were a piece of abstract art, or a lamp, I might be able to comprehend him a little more. But as it is there is absolutely FUCKING NOTHING on him on the internet except a few little tidbits that don't tell me enough, I want a fucking profile on him dammit, what did he do exactly? But I'll give you what I've got...
- Brian Peppers, as a boy, looked a little something like this;
http://www.snopes.com/photos/people/graphics/pepper4.jpg
He is believed to suffer from either Apert's Syndrome or Crouzon's Syndrome, though nobody really knows. He's only been discovered due to this little number;
http://www.esorn.ag.state.oh.us/Secured/p23.aspx?oid=13753
T'seems he's a sex offender, got any mail you'd like to post him? Aah the freedom of information act, the hippies finally got something right.
I just found this little tidbit as well, as I was doing my little thing I do.
http://commissioners.co.lucas.oh.us/ClerkDockets/Docket.asp?selCaseType=CR&NumberSearchCriteria=199802668
There you have it kids, until next time...
Rightio kids, due to a suggestion by a chum who has asked to remain nameless (I actually forget who it is, e-mail me if it's you), I've decided to share with you some of the more disturbing and funny things I've discovered on the internet. Think of this as Issue #1.
Now for my first trick I'd like to direct your attention to here;
http://media.ebaumsworld.com/wmv/bunny_tapdancer.wmv
If that doesn't work
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/videos/bunny_tapdancer.html
You don't have to watch that first if you don't want to, but it's pointless in reading on if you haven't.
Beat your children, get a pipe of the finest tobacco money can buy, don a tweakable moustache and pour yourself a brandy before sitting back and being subjected to some lovely EDUTAINMENT!!! This is the lovely tale of a woman named the Goddess Bunny. Now this lovely lass wasn't always known as the goddess Bunny... For the roots to this rather disturbing person we must look back the days of yesteryear, so come with me, wont you?
Now still very little is known about the Goddess Bunny... Or should I say... Johnnie Baima! Or maybe I should say... Sandie Crisp! Because throw in either of those names on any search engine and you'll find the dear goddess Bunny in all her/his greatness.
Johnnie Baima was attacked by a wandering tribe of nomads known as "Polio". Polio kicked this dudes ass basically. And after several more ass-kickings at foster homes this dude eventually got over his polio and began to walk and move again. For reasons I can only assume were baggage from his obviously dysfunctional childhood this young man became anorexic and that's when things start to get... a little weird.
This little fellow decided that he'd kick off those heels of oppression and... strapping on some nice stiletto's instead. This transformation led to the birth of Sandie Crisp!. And boys, I've got more good news! Sandie was a hooker... and quite a successful one apparently! Whether she still is or not I really couldn't tell you.
The disturbing she-male with personality and flare proceeded to then take the underground transvestite scene by storm, being affectionately nicknamed 'The Goddess Bunny' she has been in a coupla movies and even a Marilyn Manson clip (Dope Show, for those who want to look it up! She has real personality apparently, she's quick-witted and a bit of a smartass. My sources inform me that she's "an object of wild, fetishistic worship by the denizens of west coast counter culture"
As it stands this young woman is currently;
A singer, dancer, actress and a model.
She has a movie out; www.imdb.com/title/tt0184527.
As for number two.... Well, first of all I would very much like you all to watch THIS;
http://www.fat-pie.com/milkman.htm
And then... I'd like you all to look at THIS; (if anyone can tell me how to put pictures in bulletins or blogs, that'd be lurvely)
http://www.snopes.com/photos/people/graphics/pepper1.jpg
Look familiar? I reckon Mr.David Firth may have based his character on Peppers, though I've been wrong before...
Say 'Allo' to Mr.Brian Peppers. A certified convict due to a nagging case of 'Gross Sexual Imposition'. It should be noted that he raped someone, for a more specific reason behind this, divert your attention to here;
http://www.highlandcoso.com/2907.05.htm
Anyway,
If this man were a piece of abstract art, or a lamp, I might be able to comprehend him a little more. But as it is there is absolutely FUCKING NOTHING on him on the internet except a few little tidbits that don't tell me enough, I want a fucking profile on him dammit, what did he do exactly? But I'll give you what I've got...
- Brian Peppers, as a boy, looked a little something like this;
http://www.snopes.com/photos/people/graphics/pepper4.jpg
He is believed to suffer from either Apert's Syndrome or Crouzon's Syndrome, though nobody really knows. He's only been discovered due to this little number;
http://www.esorn.ag.state.oh.us/Secured/p23.aspx?oid=13753
T'seems he's a sex offender, got any mail you'd like to post him? Aah the freedom of information act, the hippies finally got something right.
I just found this little tidbit as well, as I was doing my little thing I do.
http://commissioners.co.lucas.oh.us/ClerkDockets/Docket.asp?selCaseType=CR&NumberSearchCriteria=199802668
There you have it kids, until next time...