Brad ATTACK IS back Jack!

[inxs_of_me]

Hey Mutha Truckers...

If you've been trying to contact me online, I can only use the internet att he local library for a limited time. School starts in a month, and we'll all talk then.

but here is something you should all no...Yesterday I got the ole cyrstal ball out of the attic and did some futurecasting. I thought I would share with you guys some future GlimerGlass Head Lines:

• Dean Walter “Woody” Webb to be crowned Bullfighting Champion.
• ‘American Idol’ not before God.
• Equestrian Club a “Horse of a different Color”.
• Former Presidents House to become new “Haunted Mansion”.
• Andrew W.K. to “Party Hard” as new leader of PWJ.
• Global Warming a myth, says bible.
• Freshmen students discover talking, shouting Bible!
• Students find sexual outlet in spicy salsa dancing.
• Student Libertarians to protest big, unnecessary, pork barrel student government.
• “Bob-Dylan-un-muh-nuh-speak” added as language course for 2008-2009 academic year.
• Planting poison ivy: a rash idea.
• Pro-life Christians paradoxically support Death Penalty.
• Computer Science Department recreates ‘Tron’ in alternate Weber Center basement reality.
• SHINE DJ “Tower”, to climb huge radio tower by UP.
• 2nd rate youth group hustlers to speak in chapel-again!
• Ludwig Play list stuck on 1998.
• ASC set to approve O.L.I.V.E.T. act (Ongoing Legal Investigations Via Electronic Transmission) to combat terror and unamericanism.
• Snakes on plane tired of jokes referencing “Snakes on a Plane”; Cult Comedy met with a few boos, many hisses.
• Billie Joel to release rendition of Olivet alma mater on next album.
• Reverse engineering Wesleyan Technology topic of Wesleyan Conference.
• Admissions changes department name to “Exclusions”.
• Centennial Cathedral to become 9th wonder of the world.
• Chaplain Benson to drop album by next semester.
• Rain makes for wet day.
• Figurative Olivet Bubble set to become scientific reality by 2040.
• Dave Matthews heard in mellow Chapman dorm room.
• MTV to shoot all-new reality series at Olivet-NOT!
• Real life ‘Footloose’ story occurs on campus.
• New freshmen dorm named after trillionaire alum; planning begins on ‘Wes Hall Hall’.
• Proposed chapel series on sacred cows ‘Just a bunch of bullshit’.
• Return of Jesus not as sweet as Return of Jedi, says Olivet dork.
• Wal-Mart, GAP, McDonalds, Nike set to open outlet stores in Ludwig Center.
• Crowd chants ‘U-S-A, U-S-A’ repetitively during intermission.

There were some others, but I don't remeber them. See most of you in a month.