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Ever look at all the things you've looked up on wikipedia recently? If you're me, it should amount to a pile of impossibly trivial random shit. You will probably have to look up every single one of these things to be "in on it," but that's just fucking okay.
A portion of the Wikipedia entries I've looked at this week:
Ma$e - I was listening to lots of Nororious BIG and remembered all the awful people he used to be associated with, like this gem of a rapper.
Th.D - After Ma$e's second album or so, he became a born again christian and began his pursuit of a Th.d. Now, What Is A Th.D exactly.
Carson Daly - You will never forget this pantywaist for long enough not to look him up on wikipedia suddenly.
Camille Pissarro - A friend of mine said he "bought weed from Pissarro's grandson." I couldn't properly lol until I knew who Pissarro was, thank you Internet.
Carnitas - I've been seeking the most exquisite carnitas in San Francisco. It could seriously take a lifetime to hit every taqueria in this city, but I will use this as an excuse to eat lots of fried pork.
Dandelion and Burdock - Log of disappointment gave me a lie-filled story about how a slowing of teabag technologies (circular, pyramidal) drove England to drinking Dandelion and Burdock, whatever the fuck that is.
Johann Bernoulli - Math, hm. If you had to estimate how Johann Bernoulli's eyes were distributed, what would it be? [1]
St. Anger - Let's talk about Metallica for three hours. And afterwards watch youtube videos of Metallica in the studio and fill ourselves with hate.
Nicholas Lyndhurst - Who he is
Muon - I was thinking about the fancy new Hadron collider. Hardon?
Swedish - This will be confusing, but I looked this up as a reference while I was editing Mark Eaton's screenplay
I'd better stop now, this could take a small forever.
[1] A bernoulli distribution with p = 0.5
A portion of the Wikipedia entries I've looked at this week:
Ma$e - I was listening to lots of Nororious BIG and remembered all the awful people he used to be associated with, like this gem of a rapper.
Th.D - After Ma$e's second album or so, he became a born again christian and began his pursuit of a Th.d. Now, What Is A Th.D exactly.
Carson Daly - You will never forget this pantywaist for long enough not to look him up on wikipedia suddenly.
Camille Pissarro - A friend of mine said he "bought weed from Pissarro's grandson." I couldn't properly lol until I knew who Pissarro was, thank you Internet.
Carnitas - I've been seeking the most exquisite carnitas in San Francisco. It could seriously take a lifetime to hit every taqueria in this city, but I will use this as an excuse to eat lots of fried pork.
Dandelion and Burdock - Log of disappointment gave me a lie-filled story about how a slowing of teabag technologies (circular, pyramidal) drove England to drinking Dandelion and Burdock, whatever the fuck that is.
Johann Bernoulli - Math, hm. If you had to estimate how Johann Bernoulli's eyes were distributed, what would it be? [1]
St. Anger - Let's talk about Metallica for three hours. And afterwards watch youtube videos of Metallica in the studio and fill ourselves with hate.
Nicholas Lyndhurst - Who he is
Muon - I was thinking about the fancy new Hadron collider. Hardon?
Swedish - This will be confusing, but I looked this up as a reference while I was editing Mark Eaton's screenplay
I'd better stop now, this could take a small forever.
[1] A bernoulli distribution with p = 0.5