jenga
I forget what made me want to do it, because I haven't (and would never, thank you very much) played jenga or thought about jenga in a long time. But searching jenga on flickr opens doors to seeing people of all ilks looking like assholes, stacking wooden blocks as high as possible.
exhibit a
This is quaint. They seem to be really proud of a 34-story jenga tower (note the guy on the left holding up three fingers and the girl on the right holding up four fingers).. little do they know that jenga world champions strive for AT LEAST 40, and even then they sometimes feel inadequate.
exhibit b
... OMFG. She dresses the role of jenga champion indeed. It's hard to tell from the picture but I think she does flips around the jenga tower, removes a block with her toes and gracefully places it on top. She would also kick the shit out of the guys in exhibit a for being impressed with a meager 34-story tower.
side note
Don't forget that dogs can be named jenga, too. No, this isn't the only dog named jenga on flickr. I bet there are like 40 dogs in the world named jenga. This picture seems to say "yo whats up girl. yeah my dog's named jenga. you wanna stack?"
exhibit c
Now this is a little more appropriate, if every piece in the set has that written on it.
exhibit d
This guy has an understanding. He knows that in order to impress, and in particular to make everyone aware of your sexiness, your jenga tower should be >= 40 stories. It's much like penis size, "your penis is forty jenga-stories tall!" *MOAN, OPEN LEGS*
jenga-count in this entry = 12, 13 including subject.
exhibit a
This is quaint. They seem to be really proud of a 34-story jenga tower (note the guy on the left holding up three fingers and the girl on the right holding up four fingers).. little do they know that jenga world champions strive for AT LEAST 40, and even then they sometimes feel inadequate.
exhibit b
... OMFG. She dresses the role of jenga champion indeed. It's hard to tell from the picture but I think she does flips around the jenga tower, removes a block with her toes and gracefully places it on top. She would also kick the shit out of the guys in exhibit a for being impressed with a meager 34-story tower.
side note
Don't forget that dogs can be named jenga, too. No, this isn't the only dog named jenga on flickr. I bet there are like 40 dogs in the world named jenga. This picture seems to say "yo whats up girl. yeah my dog's named jenga. you wanna stack?"
exhibit c
Now this is a little more appropriate, if every piece in the set has that written on it.
exhibit d
This guy has an understanding. He knows that in order to impress, and in particular to make everyone aware of your sexiness, your jenga tower should be >= 40 stories. It's much like penis size, "your penis is forty jenga-stories tall!" *MOAN, OPEN LEGS*
jenga-count in this entry = 12, 13 including subject.