"A small but noteworthy note. I've seen so many young men over the years who think they're running at other young men. They are not. They are running at me." --Death's opinion on war, narrating "The Book Thief"

Cale: Ugh.She looks like the girl in that show I can't stand.
Me: What?
Cale: The one that sings the lamb song that never ends.

*AJ is getting into my photo albums.*

Me: What are you doing?
AJ: Uh-oh.
Me: Uh-oh is right!

Dad: December is my depressing winter month. April 15th is my depressing spring day.

Dad: I will get a 10% pay increase if I move out of the state of Oklahoma.

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Delmar O'Donnell: The preacher says all my sins is warshed away, including that Piggly Wiggly I knocked over in Yazoo ( Read more... )

(Brian has just peed on a Supermarket floor.)
Peter Griffin: Jeez Brian, where do you think you are, Payless?

I know how to crochet now. I need practice, but I am confident in my crochet ability.

Today at lunch:

Mom: You're not fat, but you need to stop playing with your hair at the table.
Me: Wait...what?
Dad: Mom thinks the comma separates completely different thoughts. Much like the semi-colon used to.

I was asked/requested of these today ( Read more... )

"Envisionate a world with me...where caribou...and people can live together in harmony."-Jeff Shoemake as George W. Bush