Foot-loose in my velcro shoes.

[invisiblegrl]

So I was at work yesterday, just another regular yucky Tuesday, and I went to the downstairs part of the office to check the mailbox. Upon entering the room I beheld two real estate agents in the most perplexing of situations. One, the male agent, was jumping up and down trying to grip a red balloon that either of the agents had let float to the 8” ceiling. The other agent, female, was watching the male attack the balloon. I, upon entering the very small 10 x 8 x 10 (approx.) room, immediately noticed the small footstool lying innocently next to the woman’s still feet. “Here, use this,” I said as I pushed the footstool with my foot gently to the jumping man-bean. “Oh, thanks!” he said, stood on the footstool, and most gracefully plucked the mischievous balloon back into the range of human thought. I don’t know how long the man was jumping up and down before I got there.

Word on the street is that real estate agents are the most insane and dumb of humans. Can anyone tell me I’m wrong?

THIS STORY is the reason why I was alive and well yesterday.