I don't think I was that bad...
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Thursday I helped dirtytomato hide a body (-173 points). Last week I set kasumi19's puppy on fire (-66 points). In September I committed genocide... Sorry about that, joystick_jedi (-5000 points). Last month I pulled usaku's hair (-5 points). In July I gave vampireanneke a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-5194 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
Invidscrim