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Good morning. What hell when the first thing you taste in the morning is Listerine. I should have gotten the cool mint flavor, at the very least. Ha, yesterday when I bought it I dared myself to drive home with a mouth full of it, just to see how much pain I could stand.
I couldn't make it. Ended up opening my car door and stepping out in the middle of traffic to spew the mouthful everywhere like a breaching whale (right then my window wouldn't roll down fast enough). People were honking...probably thought I was drunk or some shit.
Damn. It really should have been blue. For the drama.
I couldn't make it. Ended up opening my car door and stepping out in the middle of traffic to spew the mouthful everywhere like a breaching whale (right then my window wouldn't roll down fast enough). People were honking...probably thought I was drunk or some shit.
Damn. It really should have been blue. For the drama.