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[inverted_man]

I can't find my fucking deoderant! My BO is like a moose call. Can't risk danger to the animals at work. Bison and deer will be crossing freeways and leaping fences. Spotted owls and eagles will alight on my shoulders.

And I'm hung-over. I think I'm pretty much done with the drinking for now. And I'm gonna be late for work.

Comments

[jeff2001]

When you drink too much, you risk killing that part of your brain that makes you sexy.

(How's that for a convincing argument? Almost as good: drinking makes your cock shrink.)

[ghostsandrobots]

You and Saint Francis of Assisi!