May 15, 2007 08:06
I can't find my fucking deoderant! My BO is like a moose call. Can't risk danger to the animals at work. Bison and deer will be crossing freeways and leaping fences. Spotted owls and eagles will alight on my shoulders.
And I'm hung-over. I think I'm pretty much done with the drinking for now. And I'm gonna be late for work.