Weird Florida is weird.


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Omas Limited Edition Phoenix Plated Fountain Pen With Diamonds


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Alan Moore, I loved Miracleman and your run on Swamp Thing, and I liked Watchmen too, though it wasn't that great. But all your compulsive urge to shit on everything proves is that you can produce shit.

So, anyway, now he's going to shit on Harry Potter.

First of all, dude, Lev Grossman already did that.

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It wants to be Lord of the Flies + Austin Powers; it's actually Mean Girls + LiveJournal.


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'Cause he asked for it.


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'Cause he's da Man.


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The zany, nerdy sci-fi classic about the meaning of life.


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( You know you've always wanted to play Sorting Hat. )

Because I don't do tumblr, this is amusing enough to repost:

The Harry Potter Novels According to Narcissa Malfoy:
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