The Ashleigh Legacy | Gen. 4.7.
Archive | Bad words, occasional naked pixels, and general disregard for the status quo.
Last time: Fox and James vowed to destroy each other in that over-dramatic way that only teenagers can achieve. Jane got a little crush on Cora Marx but flipped her shit when she found out Cora was a born vampire. James stopped talking to both Fox and Cora because he's a moody little bastard. James started working out and learning martial arts to be able to kick Fox's ass. Jane got abducted by an alien. Von died :( and shortly after Scarlett asked Dylan to take her life so she could be with Von. :(
Bishop + Mr. Boat = OTP.
Zooey: Psst. Pssssst. Hey, fairy kid.
James: Uh, hi? Who are you?
Zooey: You don’t know me, but I know your dad, Derek. I have a message for you.
(If you don't know her, you can catch up with Zooey in Turn the Town, a gen 3 & 4 interlude.)
James: You know my dad? How’s he doing? Where is he?!
Zooey: He’s doing well. He’s safe, but I can’t tell you where. Let’s just say… he doesn’t have the best relationship with your great-grandfathers.
James: Yeah.
Zooey: He asked me to give you some of his dust. It has all of his memories of what’s happening in it. he wanted at least one of you to have the knowledge of what’s going on… To do something, if you want to.
James: Oh, I will. You better believe I will. Thanks.
James’ heroic sentiment was cut short by the abrupt death of his great-aunt Sasha right outside of the museum. Thanks, Sasha.
Sasha: Fuck all ya’ll. I’m out.
Grim: Damn. Your sister was totes nicer.
Bye, Sasha bb ilu. ♥
This is Kelsey, Ben’s sister. She was just randomly there, and James would never turn down a pair of boobies to cry into.
They’re plotting evil mastermind stuff.
(btw that fridge is my loving homage to jossoco lmao ♥)
Jane’s trying so hard to look evil, but she can only manage cutely constipated.
OKAY. I FEEL THE NEED TO DEFEND MYSELF.
This was not my fault. They did this autonomously. I was too shocked and screaming and flailing at my computer to stop them.
It still upsets me just seeing it sdfghk
(this generation is so dysfunctional. everyone hates each other and everyone is cheating on everyone they love lol cries.)
Finn: Thanks for the fling. I’ve been curious about guys for awhile… I’m glad Dylan was okay with it.
Bishop: Oh yeah, yeah, it’s fine. He was totally cool with-…
Bishop: Oh shit, Dylan’s home. We’re so fucked.
Finn: I thought you said he was okay with it!
Bishop: I lied..?
I didn't know sims could jump out windows, but Finn was the fuck out of there.
Dylan: I smelled you two fuckers halfway down the street. Is this some kind of sick joke?! Am I dreaming, Bishop? You better hope I’m dreaming!
Bishop: Babe, come on. It’s not a big deal! It’s just Finn-
Dylan: Yeah, Finn. My fucking brother. If you wanted to cheat, why couldn’t it have been a stranger? Not my brother who lives with us!
Bishop: Fuck… I’m sorry, okay? I didn’t think about that.
Dylan: No, you thought. You just thought with your dick. You know what? Screw this. I need a break from you. You’re on the couch tonight and tomorrow I’m out of here.
Alien: Fuck this house.
Alien: I’m too old for these bad vibes. I’ll go abduct a nicer family.
Finn gardens to keep calm. It’s a nice, repetitive activity that he can do to keep his anxiety at bay. Nurturing living things to grow...
...when all he can think about is DEATH.
Finn: He’s gonna eat me. He’s gonna eat me. Dylan’s gonna eat me. I’m so dead.
Dylan: How could you do that?!
Finn: I didn’t mean to! He said it was okay! He-
Dylan: No! How could you let Bishop take advantage of you like that?! Damnit, Finn… I need to know that you can look after yourself! You know how he is. He’s a totally Id-driven predator on top of being a vampire!
Finn: I’m not a child, Dyl. I knew what I was doing...
Dylan: Do you want me to be mad at you, too? Because right now I’m only pissed at him, but that could definitely change!
Finn: Nope! I’m good with that.
Dylan: Okay, then!
Bishop: How the hell could you let him talk about me like that?! I heard everything! You know what? Fuck you both. Ugh! Why is everyone always against me?! Uuuugh!
Finn:
All the drama in the house is bringing out Jane’s attention-seeking rebellious side, so obviously it’s time for a new badass haircut.
Jane: I just want something cool! Something that’ll get me attention.
Stylist: Right, honey. Because your bright blue hair, fangs, and huge yellow wings are so understated and subdued.
Jane: IT’S PERFECT!
♫♪ ke$ha ♪♫
Dylan: Rio, thanks for meeting me. I have a favor to ask.
Rio: This better be good. Hail just hit me in the eye and it was super unpleasant, not to mention the sun's about to come up and fuck that.
Dylan: Yeah, look, can I crash at your place for a bit? Me and Bishop aren’t doing so well right now.
Rio: Yeah, sure. I’ll come grab you tomorrow night.
bb is not having a very good time right now.
James: Hey, Ben? You wanna meet at the spring festival?
James: I’m having a shitty day and I’d love to see your face.
James: Ahhhh, Ben. You are exactly who I wanted to see.
Ben: I’m glad you called. My day isn’t so hot, either. My dads just broke up.
James: My great-grandpas called it quits, too. I think we need some mutual love.
Ben: Agreed.
What James didn’t tell Ben is that he’d also called Kyra Warren, Cora’s human twin, to come and spend the day with him, too.
Kyra: Well, hey there, cutie-pie. I got your call.
James: Good. I was hoping we could hook up later? Maybe hang out? After I ditch my boyfriend, of course…
He may or may not have known that Kelsey was standing right behind him.
Kelsey: (You little bastard. I’m soooooo telling Ben.)
But what nobody knew is that James had a plan.
One that required him to have a very public break-up with Ben...
...and a very public hook-up with Kyra.
She was in on it, of course. He whispered it in her ear before making his move.
All thanks to Zooey, and Derek’s fairy dust, James was going to fix his family.
Dylan: Look, I know you don’t normally swing my way, but I promise I’ll make it worth your while.
Rio: I don’t know, Dylan. It might take a lot of convincing.
Dylan: We’ve got all night.
Rio: Hey, hey, slow down. Let’s at least get the hell of your porch.
Dylan: Right. Uh… your place, then?
Cora: Dad..? What’s Dylan doing here?
Dylan: Nevermind us, Cora. I’m just here to keep your dad company.
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Aaron got all old. ♥
Bishop: I feel like I’m being watched.
TEXT TO DYLAN:
I'm moving out. Got a place near science facility.
Too much drama in the house. Not good for my head.
Sorry about everything. Hope you and Bishop can fix things.
I love you, bro.
I forced him to take an age freeze potion so he doesn't die on me.
ilu bb. Have fun. ♥ We'll check in on you.
Bishop: Fucking faeries.
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Fox: Despite the fact that me and James hate each other-
James: Which we still do-
Fox: We’ve come up with a plan to get back at Bishop and Dylan for all of their crazy, insane, meddling vampire crap.
Kyra: Is this what we talked about at the festival, Jamie?
James: Part of it. Basically, Jane, Krya and Cora are gonna help us get some of those vampire cures from the science facility and we’re gonna pull the prank of a lifetime.
Kyra: Because Cora’s on the vampire registry, she can technically buy a cure for vampirism. So we’re going to have her buy two, and you guys are going to trick Bishop and Dylan into drinking them.
Jane: Are you guys crazy? They’ll seriously murder us in our sleep.
James: Whatever. I’m not scared of them. I’m definitely not scared of them all human and fangless and helpless.
Fox: Don’t worry, Jane. This is no more than they deserve, and you know I’ll keep you safe.
James: We’ll keep her safe.
Fox: Yeah, yeah, we.
Kyra: Hey, I know I might be crossing a line here, but I thought maybe now that me and Jamie are dating… maybe it would be cool if I talked to you about Cora?
Jane: Look, I don’t have any problem with your sister, not really. I was just surprised when she told me. Vampires kind of freak me out, you know? My dad told me so many horror stories...
Kyra: That’s just it; Jamie heard from your dad. Some faerie named Zooey tracked him down. Your dad knows everything that’s going on in town. Apparently Bishop and Dylan are trying to get you and Jamie close to me and Cora in the hopes that you’ll fall for us and we’ll all get married in some weird freaky twin quadruple love-nest thing.
Jane: Uh... why?
Kyra: They think that vampire breeds true. They don’t believe that faerie is a dominant trait, so they’re convinced that if you and Cora fall in love and have babies, and if me and Jamie fall in love and have babies - after my dad turns me when I’m older, of course - that all the kids will be vampires and eventually your dad’s faerie line will die out. But that won’t happen. Bishop and Dylan are wrong.
Jane: So I could date your sister and it would be okay? Because I do like her…
Kyra: Jane, she would love that. And just think about throwing fae babies into Bishop and Dylan’s human faces.
Jane: That sounds amazing.
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Sometime later-
Dylan: So this elixir is supposed to make us super-attractive to humans so it’s easier to feed on them? And you say you guys got it from Rio, huh?
James: Yep! Kyra told us about it earlier today. It’s super legit.
Jane: I asked Cora myself! We waited outside of the science facility for her. She says her dad uses it!
Dylan: I don’t know if this is such a good idea.
Bishop: Dyl, this would be so awesome. Come on. We trust Rio, right?
Dylan: Yeah, I guess we don't have any reason not to trust him.
Down the hatch.
And yet even more time later-
Dylan: Those little fucking shits.
Dylan: I’m going to smother them in their sleep with their own pillows.
Dylan: Fuck! I’m so fucking warm and pink! Argh!
Bishop: My fangs are gone! My beautiful fangs.
Bishop: Oh god, is that a wrinkle?!
Bishop: Am I… am I aging right before my very eyes?!
Needless to say, James and Fox will be holding up those corners pretty much indefinitely.
Jane escaped punishment by going to visit Cora.
Jane: So, basically your sister explained a lot of things to me and I wanted to apologize to you. I treated you like crap and it wasn’t fair.
Cora: It’s cool. I know I came on pretty strong. I can be kind of weird, I know. Dad says it’s my “inner predator yearning to be free.” He’s kind of a freak. (laughs)
Jane: Well, let me know if there’s anything I can do to make up for it. We can go see a movie? get some ice cream, or something? My treat.
Cora: I have a better idea. My dad’s out tonight so we have the house to ourselves… wanna get high on faerie dust and trip balls and stare at the sky?
Jane: Wow… that’s a thing?
Tripping balls on faerie magic is totally a thing.
Cora: Wow. Janie, Janie, look at my hands.
Jane: Oh my god, your hair is amazing!
Jane: Wow, I am so fried.
Cora: I knooooooow.
Jane: You know I got abducted by an alien once?
Cora: Damn, you are so fucking high. (laughs)
Cora: Can I kiss you? I want to see what color you taste like.
Jane: (laughs) That is so weird.
Cora: Is that a yes?
Jane: Definitely.
Jane: I wonder what color this is gonna taste like? (laughs)
Cora: Pink. Definitely pink.
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They still aren’t talking, but they still hang out together. It’s so sad to watch. They fight all the time, but they’re always near each other.
Fox knows everyone but Jane hates him, and he’s (somewhat) cool with that.
He’s here for a reason, and sadly that reason ends today.
Every day. Really. Every day.
Jane: Seriously, guys? It’s my birthday! Can’t you take a break for just one day?
James: It’s my birthday, too, and kicking his ass brings me joy.
Fox: Yeah, I wouldn’t get too used to it if I were you, dick.
It’s about that time.
Jane [LTW Master Thief]
Friendly . Athletic . Unstable . Evil . Kleptomaniac
James [LTW Physical Perfection]
Artistic . Hates the Outdoors . Loves the Heat . Disciplined . Athletic
Ugh, you two are total babes. It's going to be devastating to say goodbye to one of you.
Jane: Fox, what are you doing? You haven’t been a doll since we were kids!
Fox: Look, Jane, I don’t have a lot of time left here so I’m just going to cut to the chase.
Fox: Basically, I am an evil gremlin. I was placed with your family by the ghost of your great-great-grandmother, Bo. She’s been screaming from the afterlife at anyone who will listen that her family’s legacy has turned to shit because of her dumbass son, Dylan, and that all she’s ever wanted was a crime family to battle the Paperkids Gang, so she sent me to choose a kid to turn to her cause. I chose you.
Jane: Wait, wait, what? So all of my evil impulses, and this new desire to steal anything not nailed down; that was all per-ordained by a ghost?
Fox: Yeah, pretty much.
Fox: All the crap with the vampires and faeries and stuff, that was never in the plan, but Dylan was obsessed so he sort of threw everything in this chaotic clusterfuck.
Jane: Does that mean I shouldn’t be with Cora? Because I really like her!
Fox: Be with anyone you want. That’s your choice. But just make sure you honor Bo’s wish, too, or else she’ll send another one of us along to influence your kids, and if you thought I was bad, the next one might be even worse.
Jane: Well, okay, then… I guess this is goodbye? You were always a friend to me, Fox, despite how shitty you were to everyone else.
Fox: You’re an evil troublemaker in your soul, Jane. We always had that in common. Take care, babe.
Jane: Bye, Fox. Have fun tormenting the afterlife.
My precious wuss.
Jane decided not to waste any time staking her claim on Cora, but she had to deal with Rio first.
Rio: Tell Bishop and Dylan that if they keep calling me and leaving pathetic voice-mails begging me to turn them back into vampires, I’m just going to eat them. I’ll do it when I feel like doing it.
Jane: I think you should just eat them. It might teach them a lesson not to screw with other people’s lives.
Rio: Good point. I’ll be by later on.
Jane: Speaking of eating people, I was wondering if you’d like to move in with me? Maybe make this a little more official?
Cora: God, yes. Anything to get me away from this horrid yellow and green kitchen tile.
Jane: Like the room? I’m totally stealing it from my deadbeat, ex-vampire great-grandpas.
Cora: Mm-hmmm. Blatant thievery gets me all hot.
New gnome whose name I don’t remember says goodbye to generation four by kicking over one of the planter buckets and getting dirt all over the porch. Because in the Ashleigh family, even the gnomes are dicks.
Guest Sims:
Bishop Bowyer by nice_days.
Rio Marx by aikea-guinea.