The Ashleigh Legacy | Gen. 3.2.
Archive | ✖ Bad words, occasional naked pixels, and general disregard for the status quo.
Last time: Von knocked up Scarlett, so he finally accepted his fate and asked her to marry him so. Dai continued her search for a man to validate her existence, and figured shacking up with Adam Armstrong, the resident manwhore, would be a fantastic idea. Other random things happened, as well. But they were all completely random.
IT'S ONLY BEEN TEN MONTHS SINCE MY LAST UPDATE HERE. NBD RIGHT? Let's get back to it. :D
Let’s enjoy some Winter picspam, because she’s a really neat-looking toddler, and I’m praying to all the Sims deities above that she doesn’t go all horrifying-looking when she ages up.
I love the playpen thing. And the walker. So amazing. Thank you for making it beneficial to neglect your children, Sims.
Hey, Dai. So how come you’ve been obsessively sitting in that chair and staring at Winter ever since Scarlett brought her home? Even to the neglect of yourself? Often waiting until both your hunger and bathroom motives are in the red before you’ll get up?
Dai: /properly and delicately vomits to imply pregnancy.
Oh, I see.
Dai: Dear near-sister-in-law, and my dearest brother…. I have a very important announcement to make. I hope you won’t judge me too harshly for what I’m about to reveal-
Scarlett: I’m in a bikini.
Dai: Yes… you are, dear. Well then, without any further ado-
Dai: I’m pregnant.
Scarlett: My bikini bottom is riding up my backside.
Von: OH, LORD TAKE THE WHEEL.
My Dearest Mr. Armstrong,
It is with all the fondness in my heart that I send you this jubilant news. We are having a baby! Please look forward to my coming to call on you soon to discuss the plans for our future. I can’t wait to become Mrs. Dáiríne Armstrong!
Sincerely With Love,
Dai.
Scarlett has been grumpy ever since Dai popped. I think maybe she doesn’t like the competition.
Scarlett: This bikini bottom is still riding up my backside.
Scarlett: Also, I’m pregnant again. Hork.
[This is when I got a new computer monitor, so let's all just gracefully ignore the image resolution size changes.]
I rarely have any doubts that Scarlett found the right man.
Not so sure if standing ankle-deep in snow is good for your fetus, but you do you, babe.
Ah, the delicate and feminine beauty of a woman with child.
Scarlett: There’s something clawing at my insides! I’m being consumed from the intestines up to my throat!
Must be a meeting of the crazy, pregnant, formalwear-as-outerwear females at the winter festival today. I see you, Kristin. You and your cheating ass with your ugly baby, dumping my bb Kash asfdg.
Dai: I’ve heard, ah… so many things about you. From your former sister-in-law, Scarlett. And now I see you’re with child again..?
Kristin: Hopefully this one will be cuter than the last…
Dai: Oh. That's charming.
Dai originally went to the festival to meet up with Adam to tell him about his 26435623rd baby in Evansdale, that manwhore. That dog is throwing so much shade.
He lagged for quite some time. So long, in fact, she just decided to make a fake Adam out of snow.
Adam: We didn’t really part on good terms, Dai. Plus, I’m freezing my ass off. What did you need to tell me?
Dai: Well, don’t get too excited all at once because you’re going to need to conserve that excitement to last you the next several months…
Adam: Oh, shit. Not another-
Dai: I’m pregnant!
Adam: Mmmrph.
Adam: Nope. Not happening.
Dai: Wait, what? You can’t just brush me off. We’re having a baby-
Adam: I’ve got a lot of babies. Yours isn’t going to be any more special than any of the rest.
:(
Living With Mom is a Lesson in Love and Self-Restraint: A Novel by Winter Ashleigh.
Look at that eyeroll. Just like her great-grandpa, Ares.
Von likes to contemplate the hollowness of life for hours at a time. Standing at the window. Naked. If you enlarge the pic you can see his butt pores. You’re welcome.
look who’s back look who’s back look who’s back :D
Finn: Your cowplant’s dead.
Scarlett: Yes, thank you Uncle Obvious.
Scarlett: What are you doing here? It’s been such a long time…
Finn: Remember how Aaron and I left to go look for your Aunt Juliet?
Scarlett: I remember.
Finn: Well, we never found her. And I sort of lost your cousin.
Scarlett: Lost him?
Finn: Yeah. He fell through a rip in the space-time continuum and I can’t find him. Can I crash on your couch until he shows up?
Of course Von agreed to let Finn stay, because Scarlett was wearing a sheer tank top and he could see her bra.
Finn happily agreed to help take care of the stoned zombie child in exchange for couch privileges.
Finn: That's a pretty cool terrifyingly scary rabbit. I see the Guardian of the Abyss takes many forms these days.
There’s something amiss at the library.
Adam: (Maybe if I’m really quiet and sneak by, she won’t realize I’m here.)
Adam, you twat. Take her to the hospital. You break it, you buy it.
Scarlett: Dai just sent me a text telling me she’s having a baby! Isn’t that scary?
Finn: I think I peed myself.
Von: That’s terrifying!
Scarlett: Right?
Von: …wait, is she really?
Meet Dai’s little boy, Adrian (named after the Jewel song.)
Artistic . Neurotic
Dai: You’re going to want to be a part of this family, Adam Armstrong.
Adam: Don’t get ahead of yourself. I’m only here because I’m not a total asshole.
Dai: We’re rich.
Adam: How rich?
Dai: Why don’t you come home with me and see.
Adam agreed to stay because money really can buy happiness. And I need people to take care of these kids.
Men can gold-dig just as bad as women, and Dai doesn't care about that as much as she does about propriety, so welcome to the family, Adam. :D
Adam: Oh god, what have I done?
Adrian: (Haha, sucker.)
Finn is owning the cooking skill by preparing the last dish he needed to complete the Menu Maven Challenge.
Finn: BAM. Spaghetti.
Von: Er, Finn? Do you mind?
Finn: Oh, sorry. This isn’t a good time?
Von: I-… you know, I just-… Sigh. Do whatever you want.
Scarlett: Uncle Finn, you already know how babies are made.
Scarlett: It’s occurred to me that you still look exactly the same as you did when I was a teenager. When you left.
Finn: You occurred correctly.
Scarlett: Did daddies make you into a vampire?
Finn: No. I would make a terrible vampire. I’m not at all swoopy.
Scarlett: Then how?
Finn: Remember that Young Again potion I cooked up in the basement when you were still a kid? Yeah, there’s not actually a cure for that.
Oh.
Meet Jeremy Ashleigh (named for the Pearl Jam song). He’s all Scarlett, except with Von’s eye color.
Brave . Excitable | Shawarma . Country . Pink
Too much blonde in this house.
They’ve put you in the baby cage, Adrian, and now they’re off to make another one just like you.
Finn hasn't told anyone yet, but he's in Evansdale for a reason. He needs a safe place to build a time machine. It's a thing.
Dai: I'm a little busy in here, Finn.
Finn: Don't mind me. I didn't need the toilet. Feel free to keep puking at your leisure!
This is Eafs, Adam's cat. He's a rude little butthole.
Every time Manchu comes out to play, I miss Ares. :(
As much as I wanted to keep them around (because they help with the kids :D), the house was way too crowded for me, so I sent Dai, Adam, Adrian, and that poor unborn baby on their way.
Good luck, guys!
They're already best friends.
Yeah, I know that there's a perfectly good shower behind him. I know. I don't try to tell Finn what to do.
Finn: The Guardian would prefer it if I conserved water this week.
Winter's birthday! Sadly, Von was at work and Jeremy is only like one day old so he doesn't give a crap, so it's only Finn and Scarlett celebrating.
Scarlett: These plastic toys are horribly loud. Hooray!
Finn: Hurry up, okay? I want cake so bad.
Finn: Are you ready to receive the Guardian's blessing, tiny human?
Winter: (My butt's sparkling. Put me down.)
Winter butt-sparkled into this contemptuous-looking little priss, rolling Adventurous for her next trait. I adore her. She is so much Von, with Scarlett's coloring.
Typical Scarlett. This is the fourth time she's set the house on fire.
Scarlett: Run, baby girl! Save yourself! I'll try to hold back the flames with my hands!
Winter: I'm going to call the fire department! Please try not to die on my birthday! I don't want to have to sit through that much therapy.
Scarlett proceeded to extinguish the entire fire by herself, putting out the last of the flames literally the moment the fireman showed up. Are we surprised? No, we are not.
Kinda Hottie Fireman: All in a day's work, ma'am.
Scarlett was feeling a bit rattled, so she decided to go visit Sasha.
Sasha: What brings you around, sis? Are you here to tell me that my wife is a two-timing whore who's been jumping on anything with a penis? Trust me, I know -
Scarlett: I think the Guardian is trying to burn my family to death because it psychically knew I was going to have impure thoughts about the fireman. It's like the worst kind of irony.
Sasha: Oh my god. Is the Guardian seriously still a thing?
Scarlett: Uncle Finn came back.
Sasha: Oh. Well that fucking explains it.
Guest Sims:
Dáiríne Cormyth by hopeless_sims
Adam Armstrong by pocketfulofpixels