The Ashleigh Legacy | Gen. 3.3.
Archive | ✖ Bad words, occasional naked pixels, and general disregard for the status quo.
Last time: Both Scarlett and Dai waddled around like pregnant freaks. Dai snared Adam into her web using the temptation of money, and they got married. She got pregnant again and they moved out with Adrian. Uncle Finn returned !!! hoping to use Scarlett and Von's garage to build a time machine so he could search the space-time continuum for his lost son, Aaron. They said absolutely, as long as he helps make sure the babies don't die. Winter had a birthday and Scarlett set the house on fire for the fourth time.
Allow me to illustrate how quickly Winter’s life can go from amazing and joyful to awful and therapy-inducing in just two screencaps.
What Finn takes away, he helps to re-plant with his mastered gardening skill.
The new creepy as hell bunny gnome, who Finn named Joseph, helps a brother out from time to time.
Finn: I feel aroused?
Pretty sure this is incorrect.
Finn: Nope. I was wrong.
Scarlett took Winter and Jeremy to the Spring Festival because Winter wanted to find eggs. She only ever found the one, though.
Turns out someone's greedy aunt Dai was bogarting all of the eggs from all of the little children.
Dai: These will look lovely on display in my china hutch.
Von, please.
Von: I raked them. I can disassemble them in any fashion I like.
David: Watch me make the brolly float.
Joseph: Nice one, bro.
Manchu: /martial arts
Winter: As my first declaration as She Who is Called the Mightiest Princess-Queen-Khaleesi in these lands, I desire to know what happened to all of my hair!
Scarlett: I thought this cake tasted funny. Oh well.
Winter: I declare you, my infidel mother, to be disgusting!
Scarlett: Fair enough.
Von went to visit his new nephew. He was utterly unsurprised by the fact that Dai was outside, trying to drown herself in the rain.
Inside, Adam was ignoring his new son.
Von: You just really aren’t quite cut out for father, husband, and provider duties, are you, Adam?
Adam: Shh! Dude, if you make me die I’ll be so pissed.
This is Ethan. He’s new friends with Finn, and Finn just wants to share disgusting videos with his friends.
Finn: Check it out. It’s a movie called Human Centipede-
Ethan: Nope! No. No, no. Not so much.
Gold: This explains so much about Sasha…
After Ethan fled, Finn nearly tripped over Von, who was sitting outside in the rain out in front of the student union, brooding.
Finn: I think your dismay with the world around you is chilling the rain into snow.
Von: Aren’t we all just snow?
Finn: I don’t- um. I’m gonna go play video games.
Finn beat his high score, and refused to stop playing even after peeing himself.
Von washed dishes he'd brought home from the restaurant in the student union bathroom.
I know you’re all just punching yourselves in the faces for not being able to get your hands on these sexy guys, amirite?
Waiting to play with the baby, or starting at that ass? You be the judge.
Obligatory first day of school bus spam.
Scarlett: I want one more baby. Even numbers make me uncomfortable.
Von: I think I can oblige.
Finn: Hm. Clean up this huge, putrid, festering pile of mulching, disgusting leaves, or SET THEM ON FIRE?
Fire. Fiiiiiiiire.
Squirrel: OH GOD RUN FOR YOUR LIVES.
Finn: No way! You have to slo-mo-walk away from firey explosions, everyone knows that.
Scarlett: Happy birthday time! Just blow like this! Blow like mommy.
Finn: Ha! Ha! You said-
Scarlett: I will set you on fire if you finish that statement, uncle Finn.
Winter: I don’t get it. /blows
Sasha: She’ll do it. Scar’s good at fire.
Jeremy was assigned Heavy Sleeper.
Brave . Excitable . Heavy Sleeper
Age up. Eat cake. Break dishwasher trying to wash cake dish.
Get mocked by your sister. I hope this isn’t a portent of your life to come, Jeremy.
Jeremy: I think I’m just gonna go to bed.
Probably for the best.
Sasha refused to leave after Jeremy’s birthday party, and instead expressed her displeasure at the fact that everyone decided that 3:30am was for sleeping and not hanging out with her.
She eventually succumbed to old age.
Crazy pants is pregnant again, and apparently her vomit is too good for one of the three completely unoccupied bathrooms she could have chosen.
Scarlett: It’s my offering to the fire gods. I don’t want my womb igniting.
Please stop eating highlighter pens. That’s just an unhealthy color.
Jeremy: We are going to school, right?
Bus Driver: Heh heh heh heh heh.
Look who Scarlett ran into after spending 37498327494 simoleons at the day spa.
Scarlett: My darling brother, Kash!
Kash: Hey, Scarlett. Don’t you think it’s a little chilly to be out here in just a bikini?
Terrifying Vampire Child in the Background: She will be mine. /heavy breathing
Scarlett: I’m not cold. The parasite growing inside of me keeps me warm by raising my core temperature to ensure its survival.
Kash: You mean you're pregnant again? That’s great!
Scarlett: Hugs also keep me warm.
Meanwhile.
Ethan: Hey, Finn. So, I’ve been giving that Human Centipede movie some more thought, and-
Finn: No, Ethan! There’s no time for sadistic, psycho-sexual horror porn tonight!
Ethan: Okay, that’s thoroughly disgusting and I’m really regretting everything I said, but why not?
Finn: Because tonight is TIME MACHINE NIGHT™!
David: It’s TIME MACHINE NIGHT™, bitches!
Joseph: Hey, who’s the new kid?
Swift: I’m Swift. I enjoy the feeling of letting all the blood rush to my head.
Manchu: /meditates
Finn: /pushes random buttons because they look legit before leaping into uncertainty
Finn: I'm off to find Aaron! Make sure no one eats the plasma fruit while I'm gone!
Like, twelve hours later, or something.
Joseph: He’s been gone awhile. Think he’s ever coming back?
Swift: I don’t know, but I’m seriously starting to get dizzy.
Scarlett: Your time machine is smelly and quite loud, uncle Finn.
Finn: I know, and it didn’t even help me find your cousin yet, either.
Scarlett: You know, time is a funny thing, uncle Finn. Have you ever considered the fact that Aaron has already lived his entire life and died in another parallel dimension? That you might never find him again?
Finn: That’s just so depressing. Please don’t say that, Scarlett. Your cousin owes me eight simoleons and I’d really like it back.
Day date montage for Scarlett and Von.
First he made her a sexy mushroom omelet in just his underwear.
Then he took her to the summer festival (where they were informed by a machine that they both had hot, burning loins for each other.)
Then he raced her to the beach. Though it wasn’t much of a race considering it took her about three sim hours longer than him to waddle her preggo ass down there.
The rest of the family joined them later on.
Scarlett: Sasha, stop playing with my toes.
Sasha: What are you talking about?
Scarlett: I can feel you nibbling-
Sasha: That's obviously not me, sis.
Scarlett: Oh god.
Finn showed off the skills he learned when he went back in time to party with the cavemen.
Winter and Jeremy continued to be lame.
Sasha: TOTAL NERDS!
Winter: Rude.
Jeremy: Harsh but fair.
Finn: Everyone else left, Von.
Von: So they did. I like night-swimming, though. It's peaceful.
Finn: Are we on a date now, Von?
Von: No, Finn, we are not.
Leaping Shark: Are we-
Von: No.
You drink, baby. You deserve it.
Apparently the only acceptable place to eat an ice cream treat is all the way in the city, at the junkyard, down by the creepy murder docks.
Meet Vera Ashleigh (named for the Pink Floyd song). She’s a riot already. :D
Vera: (Boogers!)
Vera: (Flailing!)
Vera: (Bug-eyed desire for immortality!)
Scarlett: Aw, stinky baby.
Neurotic . Couch Potato | Ceviche . Rockabilly . Lilac
Guest Sims:
Dáiríne Cormyth by hopeless_sims
Gold Iridescence by awesimz
Ethan Preston-Skell by lumidarkness