The Ashleigh Legacy | Gen. 5.1.
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They're leaving me. :(
Bye Kyra. :(
Bye Jude. :(
Bye Mason. Bye Jamie. :(
James: Don’t be sad!
James: We’re just going across the street. :)
Bishop: I named that comet “Dylan’s Dick.”
Dylan: Fuck yeah hahaha.
Finally, all is right in the world again.
Graduation George: That looks painful.
Manchu: /martial arts
He’s so happy to be dead again. ♥
Olive: That's right, you better run!
Joseph: You can't fool us you overly-tall Paperkids Gang member!
Cora: Wow, it worked. I’m actually pregnant.
Jane: zzzz need to steal diamonds for the babies zzzz
Cora: Jane, it worked! Your uncle Finn is a freaking genius!
Jane: I’m glad you’re happy, because I have some news of my own. I think uncle Finn might have been a little overzealous with that potion.
Cora: What do you mean?
Jane: Well... you’re not the only one who’s pregnant. /laughs
Jane: Come on, work it! We need to stay in shape, or we’ll gain so much baby weight you’ll get kicked off your team and I’ll never be able to fit into my cat-suit again.
Cora: You know I’m dead, right? I can’t actually get fat?
Jane: No excuses!
Cora: Slavedriver.
Nathan Ashleigh (♫) Loner . Perceptive
You’re seriously cute, kid. Too bad you’re not a hybrid. :(
staaaahp it’s too cute.
Time for round two.
Carmen Ashleigh (♫) Artistic . Genius
Daniel Ashleigh (♫) Clumsy . Absent-Minded
LOOK AT THESE PRECIOUS LITTLE HYBRIDS.
Giving birth to twin vampire/faerie hybrids is hungry work.
Bishop, what are you doing?
Bishop: Playing with the kids.
They’re all asleep.
Bishop: Fine. Playing near the kids.
Their faces omg I can’t.
Dylan always looks so happy with babies.
I want him and Bishop to have more, but we all remember how well that went the first time around.
I’m so sad. I love Nathan so much but he can’t be eligible for heir because he’s not a hybrid. :( I hope he doesn’t get neglected.
Dylan favors Daniel like crazy.
Cora: Can you just sit still for five minutes?! I’m trying to teach you how to talk, Carmen honey. It’s important.
Carmen: (⊙_☉)ﾌ
Really, Carmen just can’t comprehend why anyone would want to waste time making mouth sounds when they could be flying instead.
Joseph: So, you come here often? Wink, wink.
George: Tee-hee, oh you.
Dog: Nope. I’m not even gonna ask.
Cora: I think it’s getting on that time, Janie. They need to go soon before they get too attached to the kids.
Jane: I know. If my grandma Scarlett was any evidence, Bishop and Dylan really shouldn’t be around impressionable minds.
Bishop: Dyl and I wanted to congratulate you. You and Cora pretty much sealed the truce between vampires and faeries forever. Now no faerie can ever say that we’re unnatural again, because the proof disputing that is upstairs sleeping in their cribs.
Jane: I'm happy to help. I definitely don't want any of the other fae killing the two of you. Considering what you did to us, I'm still reserving that honor for me, my brothers, and my dads. You can bet I'll keep this truce, that way I get to be the one to stake your sorry asses one day.
Dylan: Wow, this just turned really awkward really quickly. What do you say me and Bishop get out of your hair? Maybe leave you the house free and clear as incentive to try and refrain from murdering us until the kids are a little older?
Jane: You know, that sounds like a really good idea. Bye bye, now.
a ha ha ha oh no.
Dylan: So, we’re taking off. Guess I’ll see you around, Cora?
Cora: Oh, sure. But I wouldn’t go to my dad’s if I were you. He sort of started dating your brother lolol.
Dylan: ...
Bye my precious bb. :(
Bishop: Bitch, please. I always come back.
Daniel takes the lead on helping his siblings escape the terror of Mommy J’s yellow polka-dot panties.
I can't stop spamming this little booger.
Little miss smarty-pants.
Cora: What the hell?!!
I think James snuck over in the middle of the night to rig your sink, bb.
Cora: Sonofabitch.
Yeah, you’re so clever getting checkmate on yourself.
Nathan: I love blocks!
Daniel: They taste so good!
Daniel: Just like... your neck... :D
Nathan: Shut up, weirdo.
Horse: I DESPISE YOU, CORA MARX! I WILL MAKE IT KNOWN TO THE WORLD!
Cora: Geeze, eff you too, wild horse. :(
Cora: You’re the mixologist, yes?
Will: Yeah, that’s me, but I’m afraid I don’t start my shift for another half an hour.
Cora: That’s a shame. I was hoping you could help me with a drink.
Will: Sorry, miss. Maybe later on?
Cora: Or maybe I’ll just help myself now.
Cora: Will asked me to tell you that he wasn’t going to be coming in today.
Bartender: Okay. Can I get you anything?
Cora: Something refreshing. Maybe minty?
Bartender: Coming right up.
OH NO. IS CORA JUST AS BAD AS BISHOP AND DYLAN? LE GASP. TUNE IN TO FIND OUT.
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