The Ashleigh Legacy | Gen. 5.2.
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I honestly believe this to be the very first official waffle face of the Ashleigh legacy. It only took five generations.
Shenanigans.
Genius Carmen gets the books.
She’s not intelligent enough to keep them all from trying to eat the blocks, though.
They went to the park for Nathan’s birthday, and then promptly forgot to get him a cake or anything else birthday-related.
Nathan: ‘Eh, it’s okay. I’m kind of used to people forgetting about me. It doesn’t bother me. At least I’m cute!
Loner . Perceptive . Loser
Jane and Cora favor Carmen and Daniel, their little hybrid babies.
They called all the family to stop by, but Jack, Finn, and Kyra were the only ones who showed.
These two precious little bastards, Mason and Jude, showed up with Kyra. Ugh, they’re so cute.
Mason: Did that dog just say my name?
Jude: Uh... I thought I was the crazy one??
Nathan: Hey, Jude! Now that I’m older, I was wondering if maybe you and Mason wanted to come over and play for a little while? Not too long because I’ll start to get anxiety, but maybe just for a bit?
Jude: ...do I have to?
Nathan: Um, no? I guess not.
Jude: Okay, phew. See you later!
Nathan: (sing-song) I’m Jude and I’m a total jerk-face! I pretend to be nice to my cousin and then totally treat him like butt on his birthday!
Nathan: (growly-voice) NOW YOU MUST DIE, JUDE! DIE! DIIIIIEEE!
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Cora had just finished up practice at the stadium when she ran into Glen, a cousin of Jeremy's.
Cora: Hey...
Glen: Hey, there. You’re Jane’s wife, right? Cora?
Cora: I’m... yeah. Yeah, that’s me.
Glen: Hey, are you okay? You don’t look so hot.
Cora: I’m not feeling too hot either, Glen. Do you mind if I just mind-control you into letting me feed from you? Just a little?
Glen: Glad to help! Anything for family, right?
Cora: Right.
Cora: Glen? Glen, are you-?
Cora: ...oh, shit.
Glen: (totally dies)
Grim: Good job, dumbass.
Cora: Oh, shut up.
"I don’t know how to tell her. I don’t know what to say. I don’t know who or what to blame, but ever since I had Nathan I’ve just been so damn hungry all the time..."
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Time flies when you’re a vampire-faerie hybrid.
Carmen rolled Computer Whiz.
Daniel rolled Snob.
Gross.
Jane: I have something to ask you, and you better say yes.
Cora: I’ll probably say yes.
Jane: Do you want to have a mutual tax break with me?
Cora: You have no idea how much I love tax breaks! Yes!
Classy and stuff.
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Carmen: Chemistry table, I will defeat you.
Because breakfast can be a dangerous meal.
Jane: I’ve been wondering - not that I’d ever want it - but could you actually turn me into a hybrid?
Cora: I don’t know. I’d definitely speak to my father first, and maybe even your uncle. Just get the opinions of people with more experience and knowledge than me.
Jane: Just in case I ever change my mind about the vampire thing-
Cora: I’ll call my dad right now. See what he thinks.
Cora: So, you were right, dad. She finally brought it up.
Rio: Yeah, I figured she would. Well, you remember what Dylan and Bishop said, right? Even if you tell her no, she’ll find a way to steal your blood. She’s Unseelie; they’re not exactly known for stability.
Cora: Even if she got my blood, it wouldn’t be enough. Just drinking it isn’t enough.
Rio: Finn is a brilliant scientist; he won’t tell her no.
Cora: Yeah, okay, so I have to kill her, right? Because we can’t have an evil, unstable, fae-vampire hybrid running around town? Right, okay.
Rio: Cora, your sarcasm is annoying. We discussed this when Dylan and Bishop asked you to start dating Jane, even back then. You knew what this relationship could lead to.
Cora: Sure, dad. I’ll just murder my wife. *laugh* Let me get right on that.
Rio: Good girl. Get it done quickly, and don’t make a mess.
Cora: Wait... wait. You're actually serious?
Rio: Have you ever known me to be anything else?
Cora: Dad, no. Daddy...
Rio: Just do it, Cora, or one of us will have to.
Stay tuned!